posted by xneville_rocksx
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to 搜索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh 你 just want to have your cake and eat it too'. 你 got that right! What good is cake if 你 can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place 你 look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would 你 keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did 你 see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask 你 a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can 你 do that's longer?
9 When 你 are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?