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Here are the 最佳, 返回页首 ten to impress the guy 你 like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what 你 want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its 更多 important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my 老友记 heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she 说 thanks but there was no need, the 日 after the party she emailed me telling me it was so embarassing: She went to the party dressed as a chicken with a feathery dress and red head feathers thinking it looked hot! Was her crush impressed....Well no, to put it lightly.
8. try not to do the "Men" sigh....very often.
Lets face it, we've all done it, thought ot ourselfs stuff like "Why did he bring his friend along to the resturant????" 或者 "The male mind is a very curious thing." but say it aloud and it might hurt their feelings. Yeah I know, I was freaked when I heard they had feelings at first either.
7. Set a lip smacker ban!
It may be addictive, and when 接吻 a lad its funny to see the neon lip mark on their face, but its a tad of a turn off when his mates laugh at him for it, I learnt that the hard way. Lip gloss has the same effect on your lips as lipstick, just with less of a obvious clue to when you've been 接吻 them.
6. Ditch the jodie marsh look, 或者 you'll be ditched!
I'm sure your all independant but just a little warning: over doing makeup, shortening skirts and giving yourslelf a fake tan is....well, fake I guess, the true meaning of 'fake' tan. I don't mean to offend anyone with this tip, I just thought it would be a little bit of a caution.
5. Don't take 照片 of him on your mobile of him with a face mask and send it everyone who knows 你 and/or him. It. happens. 或者 is it just me how made that mistake?
4. If 你 did what I did once (See tip 5) try your hardest to make it up to him, sending a pic of 你 looking equely as ridiculous 或者 buying a gift, perhaps telling his mates its fake 或者 something, he'll probaly forgive 你 anyway, 或者 laugh at loud at the picture 你 sent to everyone of 你 looking cr*p and then forgive you.
3. Try not to be too forward, sure its great to be confident, but try not to overdo it.
2. Be yourself.
Very important.
And last but certainly not least.........
1. NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES....Steal his 浓情巧克力 cake, this drives men nuts.
Thanks for 阅读 please 评论 and rate, I hope this guide helped you, pandawinx. :)
Here are the 最佳, 返回页首 ten to impress the guy 你 like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what 你 want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its 更多 important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my 老友记 heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she 说 thanks but there was no need, the 日 after the party she emailed me telling me it was so embarassing: She went to the party dressed as a chicken with a feathery dress and red head feathers thinking it looked hot! Was her crush impressed....Well no, to put it lightly.
8. try not to do the "Men" sigh....very often.
Lets face it, we've all done it, thought ot ourselfs stuff like "Why did he bring his friend along to the resturant????" 或者 "The male mind is a very curious thing." but say it aloud and it might hurt their feelings. Yeah I know, I was freaked when I heard they had feelings at first either.
7. Set a lip smacker ban!
It may be addictive, and when 接吻 a lad its funny to see the neon lip mark on their face, but its a tad of a turn off when his mates laugh at him for it, I learnt that the hard way. Lip gloss has the same effect on your lips as lipstick, just with less of a obvious clue to when you've been 接吻 them.
6. Ditch the jodie marsh look, 或者 you'll be ditched!
I'm sure your all independant but just a little warning: over doing makeup, shortening skirts and giving yourslelf a fake tan is....well, fake I guess, the true meaning of 'fake' tan. I don't mean to offend anyone with this tip, I just thought it would be a little bit of a caution.
5. Don't take 照片 of him on your mobile of him with a face mask and send it everyone who knows 你 and/or him. It. happens. 或者 is it just me how made that mistake?
4. If 你 did what I did once (See tip 5) try your hardest to make it up to him, sending a pic of 你 looking equely as ridiculous 或者 buying a gift, perhaps telling his mates its fake 或者 something, he'll probaly forgive 你 anyway, 或者 laugh at loud at the picture 你 sent to everyone of 你 looking cr*p and then forgive you.
3. Try not to be too forward, sure its great to be confident, but try not to overdo it.
2. Be yourself.
Very important.
And last but certainly not least.........
1. NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES....Steal his 浓情巧克力 cake, this drives men nuts.
Thanks for 阅读 please 评论 and rate, I hope this guide helped you, pandawinx. :)
1.people excpect 你 to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your 老友记 get jelious when 你 hang with other people.
3.more people then 你 think hate 你 and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean 流行的 person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about 你 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put 你 with your 老友记 because 你 talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but 更多 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 你 because your popular.
8.If your a 流行的 girl and 你 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 你 a slut.
9.If your a 流行的 boy and 你 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if 你 had a good friend and then 你 became 流行的 they might stop hanging out with 你 because they think there not good enough.
2.Your 老友记 get jelious when 你 hang with other people.
3.more people then 你 think hate 你 and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean 流行的 person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about 你 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put 你 with your 老友记 because 你 talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but 更多 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 你 because your popular.
8.If your a 流行的 girl and 你 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 你 a slut.
9.If your a 流行的 boy and 你 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if 你 had a good friend and then 你 became 流行的 they might stop hanging out with 你 because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, 或者 being a creep, 你 will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks 你 can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 你 where I fucking live so we can fuck 随意 strangers.
Stranger: 你 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 你 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 或者 copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 你 where I fucking live so we can fuck 随意 strangers.
Stranger: 你 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 你 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 或者 copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 食物 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend 爱情 the mall but what makes it 更多 fun are the following
-When your 迷失 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 你 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 你 go into a store adress your friend 由 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 你 go into one of those store that plays the 音乐 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 你 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 随意 things. like terrorists 或者 something
Have fun with 老友记 at the mall!
-When your 迷失 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 你 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 你 go into a store adress your friend 由 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 你 go into one of those store that plays the 音乐 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 你 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 随意 things. like terrorists 或者 something
Have fun with 老友记 at the mall!