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There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
posted by Sylvia_Puffin
 Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
The Jersey Devil is 说 to be a made-up creature, 由 scientists and sketics everywhere. And it is just made up...isn't it?
Perhaps not. Most reports, unlike many that turned out be fake, follow the same lines: claiming the Devil is a kangaroo-like creature with cloven hooves, bat wings, the head of a goat, and a forked tail. It is 说 to be fast, and it's attack call sounds like that of a tortured horse; bloodcurdling and horrible.
There are many sightings involving this mysterious cryptid. One example is the sighting claim of Joseph Bonaparte, who claimed to have seen the Jersey Devil while...
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The 下一个 day, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met outside the school. Suddenly, the three girls got tackled into a bush. "Hey! What was that for?! I broke a nail!" Emma yelled. Eve looked up and realized Ms. Winters had tackled them. "Ms. Winters?!"Eve whisper-exclaimed, attempting to 移动 her long black hair out of her face. She had 迷失 the rubber band holding it up in the bushes. Mellissa looked around the schoolyard and luckily it was empty. "I had to mark 你 absent for the day, but your parents won't know. Sometimes the system gets messed up, anyway." Ms. Winters said. All three girls stared...
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Hurt

(Dib's POV)

Chapter 1; The Pain

I lock myself in the bathroom at my house. I pull out the razor blade from the pocket of my treanch coat.  Tears are streaming down my face as I cut into the skin on my wrist. Scarlet blood seaps out and drips on the floor. For a moment the pain of what just happened, what has been happening for so long, is gone. Gaz bangs on the door. "Dib, if 你 don't open this door in the 下一个 five 秒 I'm braking it down!" Gaz shouts through the door. Knowing my sister, she really would. I quickly put my wrist cover on and wipe up the blood that got on the floor....
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First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement 或者 remark funny, even though I may 或者 may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, 或者 just do it to make them think that they like 你 in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....
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posted by misscrazel
        
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               SCARLET
Dominic  came running towards me. He crashed into me, blood ran from my nose and down the front of my shirt. Dominic buried his face in my 衬衫 and sobbed. Finally he quit and I saw a bright red hand mark on his face. 
" What happened?" I asked.
"He hit me!" he yelled. He started crying again. I knew that. His dad hit him. Duh. This reminded me of two years ago. Actually it also reminded me of about every 日 I remember. Seems like he would have learned to get used to it. So two years ago. Right. He had a girlfriend....
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OK so recently i figured out that when my sister allie gets scared really uber bad she freak'n FLIPS OUT and starts randomly punching and hitting the closest person 2 her hahaha. i learned that the hard way when my cat was trying 2 eat her cerial ...... so this was like sometime last 年 and me and my sister allie had JUST got back from skool, so of course the 1st thing we go 4 is the food. she pours the bowl of cerial and the 牛奶 and what not and she sits down at the 表 and the cat desides 2 try 2 eat her cerial. so of coarse allie ain't feel'n that so she throws the cat out the window...
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The morning was calm as Belle looked out over our beautiful blue lake that seemed to stretch on forever. "Belle, you're going to be late for school" my mother called from downstairs. "Oh, crap" Belle 说 grabbing my bag and running downstairs and out the door. In terms she was already late, she had to run a mile to school, she had to be at school 由 8:00 and it was already 7:54. "Belle" her friend Madison yelled from across the road. "Hey Maddie" Belle waved to her. "You late too?" she asked running over to her. "Yeah, i can't help but thing something is going to go wrong" Belle 说 looking...
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posted by FlufflyHands
你 now when we broke up I was like: "I WANT U BACK." Then I realized our relationship was like a CIRCUS. 你 GIVE 爱情 A BAD NAME baby, just saying. Now whenever I see 你 I just put on my POKER FACE. ONE TIME 你 came to me like: "ONE 更多 NIGHT...?" And I was like: "WHAT I'VE DONE For 你 I regret" than running away I scream back at him: "I hope 你 DIE YOUNG!" Yeah well we didn't talk for awhile. 你 attempt to get me back again and I was like: "dude, WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER." Then I just walked away, awkward moment when. I see 你 around town with your stupid friends,...
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posted by ZacharyWhite
When I was 6 years old...

My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she 说 that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I 说 I just accidentally scratched myself......
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posted by randomgirl3000
How 你 can tell if someone is lying:

1) Look the person straight in the eyes

•As in poker, your eyes 密封 the deal. It shows vulnerability. If looking at the eyes for a while and the person looks away, 你 know he/ she is lying.
2) Eyes are situated to the right

•Demonstrates that the person is “creating” an event to cover up what he/she has done. The person is thinking on the spot so it is a good time to counter attack the lie with a kick!
3) Changing the topic right away

•If the person is trying to drag the conversation 或者 keeps diverting the topic towards something totally different,...
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posted by Kat_Penguin
This is just a poem about what has happened to me throughout my life up to this very moment.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When I was young, I lived in a lifeless home.
A gloomy haze was my world.
"Sunshine dosen't exist here" is what my sister would say,
When I asked "Sissy, when will the clouds go away?"
Locking myself in my room.
Desperate to escape the misery.
Drawing creatures that I called 'Friends'.
Then came that awful night.
When a stranger took my tiny brother's life.
Refusing to speak to anyone now,
My eyes filled with tears, my 心 felt dead.

'I'm finally in sixth grade!'...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Lifty and Shifty
Lifty and Shifty
Chapter 2
it was the 日 flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright 颜色 everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal 日 for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It 说 on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, 你 have been chosen...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 2



Dawn light was streaming into the cave. Flamingleap had just woken up to watch the sun rise. He sniffed the air hoping for it to be warm. Instead ice crystals stung his nostrils. He sighed. The tribe had been waiting for weeks for any sign of a thaw. Instead it seemed to get colder every day. Flamingleap heard the camp start to stir and he went out into the clearing of the cave. Thunderbolt, a male dragon with multiple shades of yellow, was picking 龙 to hunt. “icyclaw.” thunderbolt flicked his tail towards a pure white male dragon. “you hunt near the edges of the mountains.”...
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posted by cookie-do
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 你 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 嘿 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 你 know 接吻 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 汤 actually makes 你 feel better. 94% of boys would 爱情 it if 你 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 最佳, 返回页首 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 你 when they like you! 89% of guys want 你 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 浓情巧克力 will make 你 feel better! Most...
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posted by Draculaura10
CHAPTER TWO: The Secret

Classes up until lunch went 由 in a blur except for finding out that Eve, Emmah, and Mellissa all had the same schedule. The three girls walked over to an empty 表 and sat down. "So, 你 guys, what do 你 think Ms.Winters wants us to come to her for? 你 don't think it's one of her discipline lectures, do you? I sure hope not. One time I heard someone was in there for an hour!" Emmah said.

"I honestly don't know. 嘿 Eve, where'd 你 get that bracelet? It looks so cute. It would look cuter in purple though." Mellissa said. Both Eve and Emmah had a confused look on...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are 你 sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do 你 like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
you wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights 由 Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 年 old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the 橙子, 橙色 街, 街道 lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a 台, 办公桌 from her school. Apolla looked around even 更多 and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by penguin098
Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she 说 yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first 日期 and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written 由 me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...
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I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red 花 petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to 爱情 your enemies."So the 蝴蝶 flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A...
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