Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating 比萨, 比萨饼 and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped 由 a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" 由 Social Distortion and "Back in Time" 由 MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced 由 George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if 你 think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating 比萨, 比萨饼 and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped 由 a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" 由 Social Distortion and "Back in Time" 由 MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced 由 George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if 你 think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
It all started when Chloe was in the 厨房 making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 纸杯蛋糕 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 纸杯蛋糕 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected 由 wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited 由 one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit 或者 other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that 你 have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers 或者 water witches. Someone who can locate water 或者 迷失 object with a rod 或者 wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see 或者 sense aura, 或者 energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected 由 wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited 由 one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit 或者 other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that 你 have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers 或者 water witches. Someone who can locate water 或者 迷失 object with a rod 或者 wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see 或者 sense aura, 或者 energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week 你 eat 或者 want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 或者 10.
Let's say 你 eat 浓情巧克力 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number 由 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前一个 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that 由 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If 你 haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming 你 were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 或者 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one 或者 two digits will be the number of times per week 你 eat 或者 want 浓情巧克力 (the number 你 specified in the first step).
8 pieces of 浓情巧克力 a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say 你 eat 浓情巧克力 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number 由 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前一个 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that 由 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If 你 haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming 你 were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 或者 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one 或者 two digits will be the number of times per week 你 eat 或者 want 浓情巧克力 (the number 你 specified in the first step).
8 pieces of 浓情巧克力 a week, 35 years of age.