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1)read something over and over that 你 thing that think is funny that 你 或者 someone 发布 on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before 你 go to school, work, cherch 或者 when your at 首页 i just got 逼债, 墩 阅读 a 100 times over what i 发布 on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your 日 off right
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay 首页 from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his 涂层, 外套 tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this 狼 senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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posted by Hot_n_cold
Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse 爱情 each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A 秒 chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually 迷失 at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting 你 to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something 你 说 and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that 你 know 更多 than 你 actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything...
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posted by karpach_14
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 秒 AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The 下一个 morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her 长袍 and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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1- Last night I lay in 床, 床上 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What 你 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 你 call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope 你 like them :)
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舱, 小木屋 for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I 爱情 loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my 橙子, 橙色 黑莓 started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on 更多 than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn 由 the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on 更多 than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice 或者 Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, 你 will be on the Nice 列表 forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, 你 will be on the naughty 列表 until 你 send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever 你 believe in], the place where he decides if 你 should stay with him 或者 go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

:D
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope 你 like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first 文章 i put on here so plz 评论 , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know 你 amy not understand
but if 你 can
please understand
I see 你 underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would 你 say? take this away
If i told 你 how i feel, would it be real 或者 is this all fake??

Chourus: your 爱情 is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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