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1)read something over and over that 你 thing that think is funny that 你 或者 someone 发布 on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before 你 go to school, work, cherch 或者 when your at 首页 i just got 逼债, 墩 阅读 a 100 times over what i 发布 on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your 日 off right
posted by kitkat709477
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, 你 just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're...
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1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the 鸭 floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by werewolflover
I'm in something called Honors Club at school.Each 年 we go on a trip,this 年 to St.Louis.We left Thursday,April 29th 2010.
The ride took like six hours.The reason it took so long,was because one of the bus's air conditioning messed up,and we had to sit at a gas station for an hour.
We finally got up there and went to Nascar Speed Park.It was awesome.We got to ride go-carts and I won the race.Then,it was time for dinner.We ate hotdogs.And word of advice,if 你 ever go there DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!They are NASTY.Then,I went to a gift 商店 and got a 酸, 酸奶 powder stic.I got some tokens,and used them...
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Ever made a pick that 你 really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.

1. Post the 问题 when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.

2. Don't make your pick when 你 first post it. When 你 first create it it will be at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the list. If 你 wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means 更多 people will see it.

3. When 你 have picked and it dissapears off the 列表 again make 评论 during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe 答案 it will go back to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the list.

I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
posted by thespikedturtle
I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, 或者 may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, 你 usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as 你 think it is. You're not only 展示 disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok thx 4 the 评论 in part 2! most of them were awesome! So here is Part 3!!
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Awesome: Sup Z??

Z: Pigs!!

Awesome: Yeah they make funny noises!

Z: I see a penguin!

Awesome: We're not in Africa !

Z: Oh did u see Billy Bob's 年 book picture?

Awesome: No is there something wrong with it?

Z: yeah i had no clue he had a beard!

Awesome: I think ice cream should come in a 浓情巧克力 flavor

Z: They do...

Awesome: MY gramma has a pretty kitty

Z: aren't all kittys pretty

Awesome: We went out last night

Z: 你 and who?

Awesome: Charlie Bartlett

Z: As in the movie?

Awesome:...
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll 显示 you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are 你 kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a 邪恶力量 girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....
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posted by Dippicus
How to eat pie:

Preparation: Go buy a pie from Wal-mart. 南瓜 pie is preferrable.

1) Stuff in face.

2) Get another pie.

3) Stuff in face.

4) Repeat until 你 feel your life is worth something.

5) Sue me for destroying your face.

6) Rate this boring 文章 that was a waste of your precious time.

7) Read the 下一个 文章 that is probably a waste of your time just like mine.

8) Rate the 下一个 article.

*To all people: do not be offended 由 my innocent, mediocre 文章 about pie. Thank you.*
posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones 你 don't enjoy but 你 don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just 白日梦 (about a bunch of grapes, with each 葡萄 having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if 你 must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one 葡萄 had just 说 to another "What did the...
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