随意 Article: That Christmas(Chapter 2)

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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have 你 begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have 你 crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do 你 feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes 你 freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to 你 too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the 圣诞节 gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told Sam."Cool!"Sam 说 as they went in her bedroom."Look!A backscratching machine!A TON OF CD!"
Chloe said."OH!Look!A 海豚 necklace!!!!My mom would 爱情 this!!!!"Sam said."Oh!Sorry Sam,but...A thousand of orders of those are online!My mom saw,she is a teacher."Chloe said."I don't care!I'm gonna get that 项链 even if it killed me!"Sam said."Well good luck!"Chloe said."Just imagine,My mom opening the box,seeing the necklace,Her face!"Sam said."Wow!You're really into this!"Chloe said

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Family guy 语录

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[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 下一个 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 你 tried 展示 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 你 - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - 鱼 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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Funny 语录

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i'm a tumor

Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy 你心 man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...

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The Fun Facts Of Life

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A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half 更多 than 8 times.

There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.

A shrimps 心 is in it’s head.

Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.

Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.

An 橄榄树 can live up to 1500 years.

Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

Ants can’t shut their eyes.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.

Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.

Chewing...

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50 随意问题 people ask

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50 随意问题 people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will 你 marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...

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How To Get Hired At Walmart

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Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The 日 came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing 你 know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

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7 Sure things your mom should never know about your boyfriend

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1.His cell phone number (picture this 你 are on a 日期 with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to 吻乐队（Kiss） and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and 你 turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...

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Am I the only one who can't stand his/her family? (This was too long for an answer-question)

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I bet I know what some of 你 are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat 或者 what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two 分钟 when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod的, ipod 或者 laptop for a week if I left it open again. 或者 when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

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Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants

posted by BellaCullen96

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the 下一个 table.
Turn around every thirty-seven 秒 to the people at the 下一个表 and ask them if your 座位 is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever 你 see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their 表 and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time 你 take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the 表 itself; and make sure to make...

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On The Block Episode 7

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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

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