There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the 长椅, 沙发 with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 月 later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like 你 should 搜索 Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER 你 BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK 你 SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She 说 as she came downstairs."Sit down Penny!I hope you're aware the Kate Middenstone Died!I think it had something to do with you!"Josie said."Kate died?How!"Penny asked."DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!I Know 你 guys were enemy!"Josie Said."Oh!Is it about that time in third grade when 你 偷了 her from me!!!!I'M OVER IT!"Penny confessed."Really?Cause that's not why!!I meant when 你 tripped her outside when she skinned her hand and knees!You said:"THAT'S WHAT 你 GET FOR REPLACING ME!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"Remember that?"Josie protested."Yes but I wouldn't kill her!Then I would be killed 由 the FBI!"Penny said.
"You ARE a suspect though!You might have not known 你 killed her,"Josie put her hand on the 表 in front of Penny."But 你 COULD HAVE!You will be brought to the Court!So get ready!"Josie 说 as she walked out.
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the 长椅, 沙发 with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 月 later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like 你 should 搜索 Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER 你 BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK 你 SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She 说 as she came downstairs."Sit down Penny!I hope you're aware the Kate Middenstone Died!I think it had something to do with you!"Josie said."Kate died?How!"Penny asked."DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!I Know 你 guys were enemy!"Josie Said."Oh!Is it about that time in third grade when 你 偷了 her from me!!!!I'M OVER IT!"Penny confessed."Really?Cause that's not why!!I meant when 你 tripped her outside when she skinned her hand and knees!You said:"THAT'S WHAT 你 GET FOR REPLACING ME!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"Remember that?"Josie protested."Yes but I wouldn't kill her!Then I would be killed 由 the FBI!"Penny said.
"You ARE a suspect though!You might have not known 你 killed her,"Josie put her hand on the 表 in front of Penny."But 你 COULD HAVE!You will be brought to the Court!So get ready!"Josie 说 as she walked out.
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving 爱情 in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in 你 and the things 你 doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted 三文鱼 (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed 白饭, 大米 in a 白饭, 大米 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the 白饭, 大米 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed 白饭, 大米 on your hand and put your 最喜爱的 filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled 三文鱼 on the rice. Push the filling into the 白饭, 大米 lightly. Hold the 白饭, 大米 between your palms. Form the 白饭, 大米 into a round, a triangle, 或者 a cylinder 由 pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the 白饭, 大米 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. 包, 换行 the 白饭, 大米 ball with a strip of nori 或者 sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
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Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
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Girl: I don't know. But I 爱情 it!
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Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: 你 got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I 爱情 it!
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HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 日 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 星, 星级 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all 你 have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! 吉尔 EVERYONE LOVES 你 THE MOST 你 HAVE THE MOST 粉丝 GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
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Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 电影院 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 日本动漫 movies,titanic
Here is some 音乐 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 图书 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 电影院 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 日本动漫 movies,titanic
Here is some 音乐 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 图书 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to 列表 all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 你 get when 你 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 你 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 你 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 鱼 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 你 get when 你 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 你 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 你 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 鱼 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.