1. Every 日 at school is the same
2. 你 never know if your braids look digusting 或者 not
3. 你 are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. 你 would like to think that people notice 或者 even think about 你 but 你 are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows 或者 cares about
5. 你 worry people will write nasty 评论 on your 潮流粉丝俱乐部 文章 that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all 你 do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When 你 only really have like 3 老友记 at school and 2 of them are also your twin sisters friends
8. When teachers dont like 你 because 你 are so awkward
9. 你 always look messy and ugly
10. People expect 你 to be loud and ghetto because your black
11. 你 stick out in a bad way because your not
12. Other black people dont like 你 because your not
13. At school strangers always give 你 dirty looks for no reason
14. 你 have no idea how to make friends
15. 你 only have 老友记 in 1st and 2nd period
16. You've never been kissed 或者 had a boyfriend
17. Only 2 guys have ever told 你 your pretty
18. The only time of the 日 你 look 前锋, 期待 to is the night when 你 can sleep and have dreams that are better than reality
2. 你 never know if your braids look digusting 或者 not
3. 你 are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. 你 would like to think that people notice 或者 even think about 你 but 你 are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows 或者 cares about
5. 你 worry people will write nasty 评论 on your 潮流粉丝俱乐部 文章 that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all 你 do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When 你 only really have like 3 老友记 at school and 2 of them are also your twin sisters friends
8. When teachers dont like 你 because 你 are so awkward
9. 你 always look messy and ugly
10. People expect 你 to be loud and ghetto because your black
11. 你 stick out in a bad way because your not
12. Other black people dont like 你 because your not
13. At school strangers always give 你 dirty looks for no reason
14. 你 have no idea how to make friends
15. 你 only have 老友记 in 1st and 2nd period
16. You've never been kissed 或者 had a boyfriend
17. Only 2 guys have ever told 你 your pretty
18. The only time of the 日 你 look 前锋, 期待 to is the night when 你 can sleep and have dreams that are better than reality
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five 分钟 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 你 see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that 你 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that 你 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 你 dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five 分钟 yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 你 see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that 你 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that 你 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 你 dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our 爱情 你 lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 爱情 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 爱情 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 爱情 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 或者 form.
6.Guys 你 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 你 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 爱情 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 你 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we 爱情 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 爱情 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 爱情 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 或者 form.
6.Guys 你 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 你 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 爱情 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 你 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just 阅读 some of the 《终结者》 语录 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 你 might get annoyed 由 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 你 might get annoyed 由 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.