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posted by Feathershine
1. Call 911 and say someone got hit 由 a car, then tell the a 随意 address
2. Write a short story on a magical wizard named Harry
3. Get some eggs, open a window and throw them at people walking by
4. Go to your neighbors house, knock on the door, and wait till they open it. When they open it start crying and say "I'm sorry for your loss"
5. Run up to 随意 people and give them a hug
6. Jump, and try to catch the clouds
7. Roam around the neighborhood and direct cars
8. Run in circles and if someone asks 你 what your doing say "I'm running about! What are 你 doing?!"
9. Go through your 食物 and when your parents come buy say "gosh, their SUCH lame shoppers, they didn't even get chips!"
10. Run around the house and scream "don't mess with me! I've got myself a laza!!"
11. When there's a flock of birds outside clap your hands and watch them fly away
12. Lay in your front yard, on your stomach and pretend your swimming
13. Take toilet paper and tepee other houses
14. Run up to someone 随意 and scream "your the guy who 偷了 my waffles!!"
15. Two words: bumbling moron
16.take your phone dial a 随意 number and say "is your refrigerator running? Well 你 better go catch it!!" without an answer from them on the phone
17. Get tissues turn on a 随意 显示 on TV and start crying and scream "this is so sad I could just... Crumble up and die!!"
18. Be the monsta under the bed
19. Run around and say in a Mexican accent "woof woof, i am a dog!"
20. Bounce a ball against a ball, and make it as loud as 你 can
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I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...
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Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no 问题 chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us 接吻 like that
We don’t need no 更多 that he 说 she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us 接吻 like that
We don’t need no 更多 that he 说 she said
He 说 girl...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One 日 there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to 床, 床上 she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by mehere
Im sorry if 你 dont like me Im sorry if 你 think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who 你 are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change 或者 be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If 你 don't like my words, don't listen. If 你 don't like my appearance, don't look. If 你 don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. 你 think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy 或者 quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, 你 may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, 或者 too serious, as 说 before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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Before anyone reads this, just know that I wrote this yesterday when I was really upset with myself because of some mistake I made that keeps coming back up in my daily life that is best left unexplained. I don't feel like this right now and I really hope that I'm really over it, but I have to get my feelings out anyway. Don't hate me for it.

And this poem is written in two different points of views, 由 the way... The first 8 are 由 the person feeling this way- me, in other words- and the last 8 were written in the point of view of depression/suicide.

Anway, now that that's out of the way,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If 你 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 你 have $1.19. 你 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 林肯 Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest 随意 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by karpach_13
Death Row in Women’s Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One’’s a brunette, one’’s a redhead, and one’’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette 前锋, 期待 and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim…”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while [...]

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must 移动 to coach because she doesn’t have a...
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posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The 秒 nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
posted by sapherequeen
I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a 粉丝 of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I 爱情 and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of 你 for the rest of my life :)

I 爱情 你 all! Have a beautiful, wonderful 日 :D
I'm sure you've read the 文章 由 jedigal1990 that ajl 说 he made the 随意 spot but he joined in September (2009). I think 你 should just give him 支持 to tell him to just tell the truth and say he didn't make the 随意 spot. jedigal1990 and BellaCullen96 sent messages to her to tell the truth. She never responded. Even I sent her a message and a couple of 支持 to please tell the truth and she never responded back. www.fanpop.com/fans/ajl type that in the address bar. Please do not yell at her. Please be polite.
posted by lilred96
Mysterious 爱情
chapter seven

After art I 说 good bye too mathew,and started toward my car.

I was in the hall walking when I was overwhelmed with a feeling of being watched.
I looked behind me no one was there,so I kept walking.
I finaly reached my car but I was still feeling...watched.
In a painick I turned around real quick but still no one was there.
I thought I was going crazy.
but I got in my car fast and was ready to get out of there in a hurry I forgot my keys in my locker.
So I slowly got out and made my way too the door right before my principal locker the door she looked at me and said...
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