最佳, 返回页首 11 things to do when your house is on fire
1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini 你 bought as it is going to be hot with 火, 消防 and all 你 know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when 你 start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on 火, 消防 with picture of your house: A formula which will make 你 super 流行的
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about 火, 消防 and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off 火, 消防 till 火, 消防 救护车 comes. Don;t be stingy its Your HOUSE BURNING TO ASHES.
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7)Dance crazily and no one will call 你 mad this time.
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8)Perfect time to read a newspaper. 你 can see clearly since 火, 消防 is also a natural souce of light.
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9)Cry loudly because all your assignments which were to be 提交 and almost done got burned.
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10)Browse for stores with discounts since all your clothes got burned. 你 need atleast some branded stuff to wear.
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11)Take shots and 视频 of your house and sell it to media ppl and make some money
1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
.
2)Time to try out the newest bikini 你 bought as it is going to be hot with 火, 消防 and all 你 know.
.
3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when 你 start running out of house.
.
4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on 火, 消防 with picture of your house: A formula which will make 你 super 流行的
.
5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about 火, 消防 and ask them to bring some food.
.
6)Buy water pouches to put off 火, 消防 till 火, 消防 救护车 comes. Don;t be stingy its Your HOUSE BURNING TO ASHES.
.
7)Dance crazily and no one will call 你 mad this time.
.
8)Perfect time to read a newspaper. 你 can see clearly since 火, 消防 is also a natural souce of light.
.
9)Cry loudly because all your assignments which were to be 提交 and almost done got burned.
.
10)Browse for stores with discounts since all your clothes got burned. 你 need atleast some branded stuff to wear.
.
11)Take shots and 视频 of your house and sell it to media ppl and make some money
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of 你 then look away when they turn around
Say 你 have a sixth since where 你 can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and 你 should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of 你 then look away when they turn around
Say 你 have a sixth since where 你 can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and 你 should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry 或者 爱情 你 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 你 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 迷失 myself and don't try to call me 或者 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 你 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 你 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 你 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
你 will have your own life, everything 你 wanted with you.
你 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 床, 床上 when your old, knowing that 你 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 爱情 you, I 爱情 你 so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry 或者 爱情 你 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 你 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 迷失 myself and don't try to call me 或者 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 你 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 你 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 你 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
你 will have your own life, everything 你 wanted with you.
你 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 床, 床上 when your old, knowing that 你 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 爱情 you, I 爱情 你 so much...
~Reah