What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

I had a dream that my dad was a cop, and he was interrogating criminals at our house (BTW even though he had one of those Men In Black Flashy Memory Earaser thingies, still a stupid idea). I was scared that the criminal people were gonna murder me 或者 something, so I ran into my living room to hide. I walk in and there was a mini roller coaster! (I have reoccuring dreams with the same exact roller coaster in it for some reason...) Then, my dream shifted to me and my friend Maggie getting a physical for track (even though I've already got one... idk). We were both sitting in the doctor's office, on that thing that 你 lay down on for check-ups, and the doctor guy pushes a button and the thing we were sitting on starts spinning extremely fast! Next, he pulls out 2 eye charts and says "Which one can 你 see better? This one" *points at chart #1* "Or this one???" *points at chart #2* WHILE we were spinning! After that my friend told me that the doctor was hot and then we left. Next, I was at a track meet, and before my events, I was in charge of making sure that the runners "don't cheat" (I have NO idea how they would). Then, I was doing hurdles (BTW, I don't do hurdles), and when I was at the last hurdle, it turned into a 墙 that was about up to my head. I somehow jumped over it, and when I crossed the finish line, my whole track team, with my friend Eli in the front, was clapping with a blank expression on their faces (the clapping part is really funny to me, especially with my friend involved... inside joke ;)). Then, I looked up in the stands, and saw my family waving at me, sitting 下一个 to my 8th grade class.

If that doesn't seem that weird to you, it's cuz 你 actually had to HAVE the dream to understand... lol

me getting chased 由 Chuckie the doll and when it was a pokemon battle between me and Chuckie the doll.

my weridest dream was so weird that i dont even remember what it was about. all i know was that it was weird.

um...i was in my room, and i opened the closet door and there was a paralyzed 乌鸦 sitting there. he was staring at me dead in the face. when i called my mom to come look at it, she just shrugged and walked away. then i killed the crow. i don't know why i had that sad and horrifying dream......... it was really strange.

Too many to mention them all, but, the latest one I can remember is me watching as a guy gets stabbed through his stomach with a knife, then I would feel the pain of dying inside of ME. Literally. It felt like I was dying in the dream.

I was being chased 由 a huge pig walking on its two back feet.

And one were everyone accidently blew up canada and i was talkin to japan.
lol

(NOTE: I had this dream when i was like 7)

Ok... me and my entire preschool class (it all looks like a flashback) were taking a fieldtrip only instead of a bus we were riding on the back of an old wooden 大车, 购物车 being pulled 由 a horse (no driver). When we get to the place it turns out to be an old abandoned castle, like in Dracula, and we go inside. For some reason a flying, talking 烤面包机 with tiny bird wings that sounds like Gilbert Gottfried (this thing shows up in most of my dreams... idk) is our tour guide and the only thing he says to us is, "I hate this job." Then we're standing in a big living room with old furniture covered in white sheets (the room's filled w/ dust and cobwebs). Now the only people in the room are me, my preschool teacher, the toaster, and my dad (don't know why he's there). All of a sudden a vampire jumps out of an old fireplace- that appeared out of now where- and starts coming at me and my dad jumps in front to protect me. Him and the vampire fight and the vampire bites him on the throat and drags him into the fireplace. Then for some reason my teacher and I start whistling and 'poof' we're back on the 大车, 购物车 w/ the rest of my preschool class heading 首页 and she says (with Gilbert Gottfried's voice), "I hate this job."

I know all dreams have meanings but I have yet to decipher this one...

My dreams are all very,very weird. Most of the time they scare me to death.
Once i had a dream about 2012..the end of the world. It was awful. And when i woke up i felt like dying xD It was that bad..

i had a dream where i was in my downstairs living room and there was a whole SWAT team there with all this equipment set up. then Colin Farrell was there in a SWAT team uniform and told me that me and the jonas brothers were the only one's who could stop the monster. the jonas brothers were sitting on our couch. so then i looked out our glass door to our backyard and the "monster" is a grizzly bear. and also, LL Cool J was swinging on our 摇摆, 秋千 set. so then i told Colin Farrell that there was no way i was fighting a grizzly 熊 with the jonas brothers. then Andy Samberg picked me up and took me to the mall and we ate subway sandwiches.

I had a dream that my Dad was a midget alien and my Mom and Brother were birds flying around some metal thing, and i was the only human :)

I'm a Christian and for me to have this dream is just wacked! But here it is in lesser detail......I was traped with a bunch of colored people (I'm white)who I was trying to help escape an evil ruler looking for them. So we were in a falling building when all of a sudden 耶稣 comes out of no where takes the little boy (who I was sheltering under myself to keep him from getting hurt 由 the falling debris) and then 耶稣 just walks away. Everyone along with myself kept yelling at him to help us aswell and he turned around and 说 help yourselves....we were like "k?" So after we escaped we went looking for the little boy and couldn't find him so we just gave up and get this we ATE PIZZA!

We were in the middle of a war zone for crying out loud. And that my 老友记 was my strangest dream.(haha,lol)

This is one I had a few nights 以前 (it strangely predicted something I found out today)

I'm walking to the choir room at my school to practice for Willy Wonka (the choir musical). Somehow when I'm headed up to the auditorium where I'm supposed to practice I take a wrong turn and I'm in a hallway with a bunch of girls who I later find out are 女同性恋 and think I'm hot. At first I'm trying to play it cool and not offend them eventhough it's really freaking me out because I'm straight. These girls continue to follow me everywhere for a couple of weeks and I don't know how to get rid of them because they are telling everyone in my school that I'm gay. One 日 I get 首页 and try to sleep, but I can't so I decide to make a sandwich. I walk downstairs (weird because my house only has one story). In my dream the 厨房 only has one refrigirator, two tables and one chair. Without turning on the lights I open up the fridge and proceed to take out the ingredients for my 最喜爱的 sandwich. As I'm making the sandwich, a voice suddenly starts telling me the main character from my 最喜爱的 显示 is about to commit suicide. I stop unscrewing a jar of peppers to turn to look at him sitting depressed in the chair with poison 下一个 to him and then I start yelling at the narrarator because this guy's life is great. The narrarator tells me I have to stop him. My 下一个 移动 is "obviously" (sarcastic)to replace his poison with 橙子, 橙色 jello when he isn't looking. This is exactly what I do, and what thanks do I get, I get stuck with the dishes.
The weird thing is today I found out the 显示 had been cancelled, I'm still not sure what the other stuff means.

Oh and last night my dream included my 最喜爱的 TV couple on a plane shaped like a 树 with Bart Simpson and a werewolf cat lady who I thought looked like June Carter (she did not).

When I was little I had all kinds of weird dreams.. There was one that I had like 4 times. These 吸血鬼 came to our house and we played hide and seek. And if they caught us then they'd suck out blood, if they didn't then they'd just leave. An everytime, I would wake up right when they walked in the room and saw me, lmao.

Also, when I was like 5, I had a dream where my mom was on a 爬坡道, 小山 with my two aunts and my uncle, and out of no where they all got shot. I woke up crying and screaming, lol. I had creepy dreams when I was a kid.

in my dream it wasitch black and in tha corner there was this lil light and 巢穴, den, 书房 i hear a LOUD bang 巢穴, den, 书房 there was this face started to appear out of nowhere. it wasnt human, it was really white. it had pitch black eyes and the evil smile like tha joker but w/o tha makeup on its lips. it had sharp teeth and his smile was scary. 巢穴, den, 书房 its body started 2 appear and it was all white like its face and had sharp finger and toe nails, he had only skin and no clothes.the 最佳, 返回页首 of his head was sharp all around.tha thing kept staring at me an did nothin.
it was scary and weird. tha most weird part was dat i woke up wit cuts on my hand and my arms were sore.
i know u might think im crazy and lying but it really happened.

I was at my besties wedding and she got married to a 彩虹 and I was the maid of honor. Then it started raining gumdrops and then JB came out of nowhere and started singing. Yes, all of this is true.

The other 日 i had weird dream .

Were i was trying to get on this bus , an this cop wouldent let me ... So i stabed him . Then i Took his and Gun & Cuffes

when i got on the bus - eveyone was wearing some really Fanbanloent costems . oh my cusent was there .

so i end up at 首页 were i founed out - my older sister shaved half her head .

then some how we were all in hotal . were there was a monster .. then he & my littel sister were running around this hotal trying to find - hiding place 2 hide - we end up finding this secret tunel under sink

Well there is was this dream I had when I was 10. It was like I was at my friend's house in her backyard and all of a sudden, we fell through this hole in the ground. Then we landed on the ground and when we got up we found out that we were at the North Pole. After that, we saw this cute little rabbit. We started admiring it and talking about how cute and fluffy it was. And then when we least expected it, the rabbit pulled a huge shotgun out and shot us. I woke up screaming.

Just remembered a REAL dream. DISREGARD MY 前一个 ANSWER!
I was like in this room with two British thugs, one was wearing a Viking helmet, and I couldnt see the other, and we were chatting about politics and sipping tea. After a bit we went outside to a giftshop and then I wake up.

Ok here I go:
SETTING:Red Sox vs. Yankees game,raining gummy bears but for some reason no one is noticing.
Ok Yankees are winning 2 millon to ZERO(i <3 this part)But the score board is broken 由 the Yankees' awesomeness so we have to keep tallying it up on paper.then this ADORABLE bunny and hes all fluffy and pretty,the he starts to maul #13 (my fav) on Yanks team so for some reason i call the SWAT team and they turn out to be the octopus SWAT team so when the bunny runs away they stretch their arms and grab and put him ina really small and thick cage.and then they start talking in octopus language and a translator tells us thes bunny is actually a wanted crimanal because he is the one who killed tiger woods and is going for other sports 星, 星级 and that he also mauled kobe bryant and lebron james then they call 911 and get #13 to a hos[pital.then i go to 星巴克 and get a cake pop and a frappichino. THE END!