when i lived with dad i just listened to 音乐 and sat on my 床, 床上 and eat and chatted to my 老友记 on the phone.when i lived with my mum i just did anything i wanted.
first, i take my fist and shove it down his throat until i get to the pit of his stomach where i open it up like an umbrella and then i take my hand and i scoop out all his insides with my press-on nails and then i take all his insides and just shove it down my mouth until im full. and it gets kinkier. i get a 64 ounce slurpy from 7/11 and four bags of Funions and Cream Dip and i eat until my wittle tummy can't take no 更多 and then i lean over his bare naked chest and vomit all over it until there's a little pool of Funion and Slurpy in his bellybutton and then i'll take my crazy straw and put it in his bellybutton and slurp it up and gurgle it like Aquafresh!
I jump up and down on my 床, 床上 while 唱歌 Three Days Grace songs really really loud! I'll invite a friend 或者 two and eat 破烂, 垃圾 food,then,we'll just sit around watching Demetri Martin,Dane Cook, 或者 Tosh.0 xD
