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When people ask stupid questions..annoying but also funny!
1)At the movies: When 你 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are 你 doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't 你 try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When 你 ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer 牛油, 黄油 Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets 你 after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well 你 haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and 你 ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When 你 see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: 嘿 have 你 had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When 你 get woken up at midnight 由 a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were 你 sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry 或者 not. And 你 thought I was sleeping.... 你 dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are 你 doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't 你 try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When 你 ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer 牛油, 黄油 Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets 你 after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well 你 haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and 你 ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When 你 see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: 嘿 have 你 had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When 你 get woken up at midnight 由 a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were 你 sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry 或者 not. And 你 thought I was sleeping.... 你 dumb witted moron.
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