1. Stringed potato socks have haunted me since I have sung lullabyes to my pet rock, and they shall continue if I do not immediately go to France and dance in the lake of 橙子, 橙色 peels and 泡菜 juice, while wearing a 水鸭, 蓝绿色, 深青色 suit of chicken feathers. My my, I hope the eye glasses don't sleep in the red 龟, 海龟 shells while I am gone...
2. Maybe I could put a 青柠, 石灰 in the coconut if 你 would just take off the Mickey 老鼠, 鼠标 costume already!
3. Bob found the secret pork chop in the 布丁 filled swimming pool at 13 o'clock when he was wearing his glow-in-the-dark jellybean underwear.
Whoa... 你 sure it ain't my dad? I'm pretty sure it's him... oh wait, never mind, mine's way to far away from Hawaii to have that. Darn. Guess not this time.
1. We're a couple of misfits and we don't like snakes one bit (this is constantly in my head)
2. 骆驼, 美洲驼 hunts Duck. How will 鸭 exercise opposite Llama? The parameter elects a race. 鸭 gifts the happening editorial behind a 匡威 faith. 骆驼, 美洲驼 recovers the reflex.
3. Give me the damn cheese 你 f*cking whore
4. Bananas, I like pants. I like to sit on a purple chair and watch goats racing against cheetahs in bunny colored 龟, 海龟 neck sweaters.
Oh goody. My father has returned from the lair of the Evil Lepers with my jar of jellyfish from which he hath slain the dreaded O'Brian. Why O'Brian had jellyfish no one knows, but he kept them in his fridge right 下一个 to Mariah Carey (the man had no standards). He woke up one morning to ninety-four dead Oompa-Loompas in his bed. "Sh*t! Willy Wonka's gonna kill me!" Where is Waldo !?!?!.....no one knew. I was licking a 《冰雪奇缘》 wrench and my tongue had gotten stuck as forty-leben-dozen monkeys paraded around my 三角形, 三角 with tequila. errrrr.... LET'S MAKE A WEBSHOW ! :D NO. ; and that's what should've happened with iCarly. If I could get 你 alone, alone and in love, then i would take 你 to places you've only dreamed of. i wanna hear your heartbeat say what you've been dying and trying to say. and i'm in 爱情 with the sounds that i'm making 你 sing in the night when 你 come like i am conducting your body through notes 你 didn't know 你 could hit, i'll harmonize with it! and that's a true story. 橙子, 橙色 果汁 and 伏特加 isn't yummy :S Hanners: if 你 sprinkle while 你 tinkle then be a sweetie and wipe the seatie (: i'm worried about my mom. she's locked herself in the bathroom for three hours with the radio on :X ....but i think the radio's broken cause all i hear is BZZZZZZZ So i was with this guy and we were.....*......and he was down south and i thought he 说 "you're smelly" but i wasnt sure. so finally it got really awkward and so i asked him what he said. he 说 "i asked 'do 你 want some d*ck?'." ........it's better than saying it's smelly but he was still talking to it .. o.O then there was this other guy and all he did all night was stick his tongue in my ear and call himself DJ Clittles. MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD !! .....let's not go back there now.
1. If 你 ever asked a jellyfish to smile, they will eat their Half Men of Loud before thinking twice about crossing the street.
2. Before 你 fly at the wheel, make sure your belly button has finished doing the Orienting Boogie before the sound speakers of Doom will interest 你 in their new batch of calculators
3. After 你 feel your stomach fall, remember the song ‘Tik Tok’ reminds 你 of a ticking clock.
4. The first thing to discover are sunny scales of notes that can make oneself feel claustrophobic of caterpillars that eat their mushrooms during a Stonehenge Festival
5. Another thing to help oneself wheel needs is that bicycles are a very interring thing for a chorus of a song that was written 由 a man who calls himself the ‘Money Kinsman of the Gladiators of Cathedral Square’
6. Touch the Candle! Your fingers will feel a new amount of pleasantries!
7. Sometimes, 你 will probably wish your sister could feel the movement in her fingers since her attack from the Baby rats back in June, which took your dying 爱情 to his watery grave.
8. If 你 see a black 狐狸 who had just been shown 由 a Barbarian 鱼 Monger from the United States of Fiordland, realise that your are not alone in the empty world of Gregorian Monks.
9. Say to yourself: “I have never been able to live in my living room” It will help 你 calm your very slow brain systems.
10. To perform the correct Emergency Landing Position, bend your legs together…..and 吻乐队（Kiss） your bum goodbye!
The first time I licked a piece of grass, a gumball came out of a nearby 花 from China and went into my foot. And then a fly without wings 说 go eat a chip. My 覆盆子 plastic tickle 熊 will lay in the jell-O 床, 床上 tomorrow. There is a 云, 云计算 in my head. When he does, he will grow wings, then fall in a box filled with Publix coupons. Then, he'll drink the sun and say that he took a crap in his pants.
Me and my sister invented a new holiday: Stalk Like a Hawker 日 ("You're mine, see!" to be 说 in a very loud and nasal voice). Stalk Like a Hawker 日 is February 15th, for everyone who was jilted 由 their loveslave, er, I mean lover on Valentine's Day. Good times. Don't worry! I don't have anyone chained in my basement! He's in the attic.
There's a non-extinct rhino-dino eating at my poinsettias while I 鱼 in the land of rubber bands for reception and popcorn. The recorder plays quiet like a business card on a Tuesday night. My dog is licking at the torn fabrics of inhumanity as she claims to be a reptile searching for someone to be her shopping buddy in Antarctica, so they can buy 更多 beaches in Hawaii. Two 接吻 houses 偷了 the 面包 from the bird under the sheets with two dozen ungraded math tests. The picture of a 篮球 hoop ate all of the frosted flakes and soy 牛奶 and now there's no 更多 letter Gs to suck up the crack in the French kitchen's floor. The lids to the sewer fly open and now the world's left stunken up with some 更多 alien DNA.
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