最佳, 返回页首 5 Weird things about you.୧⍢⃝୨

LET'S GET THIS 显示 ON THE ROAD BEFORE I GET TOO INTOXICATED~

1. PEOPLE SAY IT'S WEIRD THAT I HAVE THE 锦标 LOCK KEY AS MY WIFE BUT HONESTLY I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE! TRUST ME, THEY WOULD'VE NAMED IT THE LGBTCLK (Caps-Lock Key), BUT THAT WOULD'VE SOUNDED STUPID.

2. MY LORD AND SAVIOR IS A DAMN SPINDA. AND I TAKE PRIDE IN THAT SHIT MAN, 你 CAN'T SAY YOU'VE LIVED UNTIL 你 WORSHIP A POKEMON.

3. 你 WANT WEIRD STUFF, THEN GET A LOAD A THIS SHIT! ONE TIME I WAS AT A PARTY AND THIS WEIRDO ASKED ME IF HE WANTED TO INSPECT HIS WALLET AND I LET HIM FOR SOME REASON.

YO, BEER'LL MAKE YA DO SOME WEIRD STUFF, MATE.

4. Stop, and listen to the air around you. ....Do 你 hear it?

IT'S THE SOUND OF ME STUBBING MY F**KING TOE OH SWEET MERCIFUL LORD OF LARD!

5. AND FEHNALLY, THIS DRAWING BELOW IS THE BEST I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. I KNOW IT'S AMAZING, BUT IT'S ALSO WEIRD HOW I WON AN ART CONTEST WITH THIS SHIT! I'M SO HAPPY, THOSE FIRST-GRADERS GOT SCHOOLED! :D

THIS HAS BEEN THE DRUNKEN UNCLE, PEACE! <3

1. I hate 《花生》 and 花生 butter, refuse to eat them BUT I do like Reese 花生 牛油, 黄油 Cups.
2. I 爱情 阅读 粉丝 fiction, especially if it's either Harry Potter 或者 Teen 狼 and it must be Harry/Draco 或者 Stiles/Derek.
3. It makes me incredibly angry when people trash talk the LGBTQ Community.
4. I really want to expericence the Paranormal. I've never seen a ghost in my life and I just really want to.
5. I 爱情 listening to scary stories whether they are true 或者 fake. They don't scare me, not really, I just 爱情 listening to them.

1) When I was born, there were legit four funnel clouds surrounding the hospital, 或者 so I'm told. It was a great sign in terms of my culture, but my mother is still terrified of storms and it was a near state of emergency so I was almost born in a hallway.

2) I live on an Indian Reservation! Whoop. I actually live here because I'm Native American! If that isn't odd, right?

3) I like to slather 花生 牛油, 黄油 sensually on pickles and bite into them with great fervor. I 爱情 花生 牛油, 黄油 on pickles.

4) I'm not sure true romantic 爱情 exists, and I find very few people truly attractive. I have no problem finding several men aesthetically pleasing, and the confusion is, that I can find women incredibly appealing as well. 😱 Confusion is, I don't think I can actually see myself in an actual relationship with a woman, like ever, because I adore the male physique much 更多 than the woman's. So stands the question, am I truly bisexual? 😐 或者 do I just have great low key appreciation for beauty? 你 decide. 💞

5) I read 矢追 on the daily. Like dymn! 😍😘😉

Sorry! Couldn't really come up with anything weirder than these except maybe it feels better to the left??? ;D Peace!

I like listening to 音乐 in reverse

I hate cheese

I sometimes accidentally daydream out loud

I have to be on the right side (not the left) no matter what

I am afraid of automatic toilets

1. i say 随意 things
2. i dont like the bad words, but i think them in my head :/
3. im 13 and i still play with 芭比娃娃 玩偶 :/
4. I hiss and growl at boys at school
5. i freak out cuz of a little bug

1. When I get obsessed with something, I take it to extreme levels. (that's rather obvious, I'd say)

2. I truly do feel that Mephisto is my true love.

3. I have a leg fetish and a hand fetish. (in fact, Mephisto's legs and hands are perfect. ;-;)

4. I don't ship Amaimon and Mephisto because that's incest and it wouldn't even work out, but I 爱情 阅读 矢追 mangas of them and seeing 粉丝 art of it.

5. I'm scared of whales and trains.

And here's a weird picture since they were supposed to be weird facts.

1. I don't like salad.
2. I'm straight, but sometimes I watch gay porn.
3. I'm bipolar (sometimes I'm nice and sometimes I'm mean, but only if it's necessary)
4. I'm 14 and I still like Hi-5.
5. I ship yuri and yaoi.

I don't think some people understand what being weird is honestly.

1. I tend to do alot of interesting things when I am tired. Such constantly babbling 问题 about subjects and making unique expressions randomly sometimes.

2.Sometimes I'll be very exaggerated when I do normal things. Like waking up,going to sleep 或者 other things.

3.I guess 你 can say I have unique viewpoints of the world.

4.I guess my sexual fetishes could be perceived as being weird.

5.I can be confident and awkward at the same time doing certain scenarios.

1- I genuinely 爱情 terrible things. (My Immortal, the "best" 粉丝 fiction ever written)
2- I stumble over my words when I speak slowly, but when I rap quickly, I speak perfectly.
3- I slur my words too much, because my mouth works faster than my brain.
4- I live off of sunflower seeds and almonds.
5- I have thousands of pieces of Bob's Burgers 粉丝 art on my Everalbum account.

1. i was born on the north pole
2. i was adopted and raised 由 狼人 until age 7
3. one time i stared at the sun for 15 分钟 and something amazing happened
4. i have 给 birth before (to a kidney stone 4 years ago...)
5. aliens run the government