I would slyly grab and open my 刀 from right 下一个 to my head, pretend to be asleep until 你 got close to me, and then sit up and stab 你 in the belly in a single graceful move.
posted 一年多以前
Uuuh ono *marks your mailbox so I know to never to go to your house*
Ooh, company! :D If it's for a good cause, then I'd throw a party with every type of candy! 🍬 If it's for a bad cause, then I'd, uh.... I dunno. I'd only set the house on 火, 消防 for a little while. 🔥
posted 一年多以前
It's for a good cause! YAY PARTY! Party party 加入 us 加入 us~ Party party 加入 us 加入 us~
Tell the cops I didn't kill you. There is a barred shelf right in front of my window, and 你 would undoubtedly break your spine at the very least if 你 tried to get through.