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Sapling132639 said:
"Wait... Whose funeral is this again? I forgot." "Geez, it's so downcast here. It's almost as if someone died. C'mon, turn up the music, let's PAAAAARTAAAAAY!" "Pssst, where's the sweets?" "My speech? Oh, uh, um, okay. Er... This person really... uh... Yeah, this guy had so low of an impact on my life I didn't even bother to prepare a speech." "You know, I heard this dude was an ass. He's definitely going to hell. Guess I'll seem him there!" "Why are fences built around graveyards? Because everyone is DYING to get in! Hahahaha, get it? Hey- why are 你 walking away? Hey! WAIT! WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?" "I would much rather watch a documentary on how paper was created than be here, pretending as if I actually care about this dude." "I cried 更多 over Mufasa's death than I did here. Says a few things, doesn't it?" "As the Lion King taught us, it is the CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE! IT MOOOOVES US AAAAAALL! ..What? It is! Now quit crying, honestly. You'll die at some point, too, 你 know! In fact, 你 may even be the 下一个 person to die! Good thing I don't like you. I won't be invited to another snoozefest." "Where's the bouquet? Don't we have to throw that to find out who'll be next?"
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