What is the strangest nickname you've ever been given?

All-Mighty Octopus 洋葱 Pimp Overlord, Sir Lazy the Third, Master of Douchery and Lord of the Ostriches.

I was called and am still called Noone. They gave that wonderful name cuz we were all nobodies in society and I was their leader. My full nickname is Noone Lovesme.

I have been called Jemarkus 由 my sister's boyfriend and still am.

Either 虾 或者 Honey Badger~

Let's seeeee, I think the weirdest nickname I've ever been 给 was Code Red XP

Best buy buyer -.- I don't even 商店 there.

not really a nickname but fun story about my name.
Girl sits 下一个 to me all semester, even copies off my papers
thinks my name is Sarah
tries to get my attention one say 由 continually calling Sarah at me
when I ignore her she gets mad at me
*steps in front of me* SARAH!
me *points across room to girl who is actually named Sarah and is now looking around quite confused
Girl was seriously surprised my name was not Sarah, my name is nowhere near Sarah. To this 日 some kids at school still think my name is Sarah. I just don't know any more...

Crazy Boom Boom

Hagrid.

Kaylee, considering that is no where near my name.

Zanecupcakes. -3-

Lauren, Rachel.... Only one of them is close to my real name but even then it's quite far off

Lightbulb.. I dunno either.

Trelawny

it's between :Joe 拳击手 and cheese. Both equally odd.

Taemin cause I use to have short hair that was his length








Then they started calling me water bottle.

Nana, Savanah Banana. They SUCK!!!!! I even tried to stop them from calling me that but it pissed me off when thiy kept saying that :( Some of my family member are so humiliating *angry*

My brother calls me varsity booty head and a mook

Golden Pop. It was weird.

But some other people call me Lord of Evil! @.@

Miss Runner. I like to run a lot...