I'm going on a party with Daniel Radcliffe plz tell me which dress I should wear These r some dresses I have bought all of them Just tell me which dress I should wear
none of them. none. wear a giant bird suit that shows no skin. trust me, 名人 爱情 bird suits. if 你 wanna get laid at that party, 显示 up as a big chicken. bonus if 你 wear boxers over it. daniel radcliffe will FUCK the SHIT out of 你 if 你 come wasted and dressed as a chicken in underwear. i know because i am daniel radcliffes grandfather
No no no no no this is all wrong. All wrong. See, knowing Daniel personally and owning ALL of these gowns myself I can reliably tell 你 that Daniel has an irrational fear of skirts. He once 说 something about having a dream as a young child where he got caught in a 短裙, 裙子 made of shaving blades. Trust me. Overalls would be much better. And hey, I just asked Daniel myself, he 说 he can't WAIT to see 你 at the party tonight. Brad Pitt is also dying to get a look at 你 in whatever pair of overalls (apparently this is the party's theme?) 你 choose!