What will happen if Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow now."?

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你 see, If he 说 it would grow, and it didn't, it still would because he was lying, but then he wouldn't be lying so it would shrink, but then it would grow bECAUSE HE WAS LYING. IT'S A PARADOX OKAY

"Oh 你 说 'NOSE'....Haha. Riiight~Whoops. My bad!"

His nose will fall off and everybody would die from the explosion because of it.

Easy... INCEPTION.

The world would face a paradox so great, it would explode. The REAL cause of the end of the world.

PARADOX!!!

…And The Big Crunch happens…

It would be complicated and annoying - I believe 凯斯·哈金 already explained. I wish to add that, following the paradox, the dimension that Pinocchio lives in would literally be destroyed, 或者 rather, destroy itself from within.

His nose would keep on growing and growing until it fell off causing the earth's core to detonate and blow up the universe

.....hope that Pinocchio is not in your dimension :| because 你 may be caught in the combustion