Tell a joke

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
EXACTLY!

//shot I'm not even sorry

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was soooo ugly, everyone died. The end.

life is all about tryin 2 find a place 4 ur stuff.....

最佳, 返回页首 ten signs that 你 are too drunk

10. 你 have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit 由 the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. 你 can focus better with one eye closed.

5. 你 fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets 你 when 你 come in.

4. 你 haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that 你 have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. 你 don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. 你 spent 更多 time on the floor than 你 do standing up.

Me: Keith come here right now.

Keith: I can't.

Me: And why not?

Keith: I can't "come" on command.

A man is speeding in his car; he looks behind and notices that there is a traffic cop behind him, so he pulls over.

Man: What's the problem, officer?

Officer: 你 were speeding. Can I see your license please.

The officer checks over his license and they start engaging in small talk.

Officer: So, what do 你 do for a living?

Man: I'm an anal stretcher.

Officer: An anal stretcher?! What does that entail?

Man: Well... 你 take an asshole, stretch it six foot long, give it a car and call it a traffic cop!

(Bp: Touche.)

Q: What gets 更多 jobs, cancer, 或者 Apple?

A: Cancer gets Jobs...

(I apologise about the last one. I know it is a horrible joke, but I had to tell it anyway, because it is funny, even if it's horrible)

Your quadrants.

NO.

What is 4+4??

DANCING BLUE GUMMY 熊 STALKER

Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turns to the other and says, "hey, does this taste funny to you?"

Yeah that was kind of lame...