Post a very creepy poem. It can be one of your own creation if 你 want!

The Man Who Lived In Leeds (source:Alvin Schwartz)

There was a man who lived in Leeds;
he filled his garden full of seeds.
And when the seeds began to grow;
it was like a garden full of snow.
But when the snow began to melt;
it was like a ship without a belt.
And when the ship began to sail;
it was like a bird without a tail.
And when the bird began to fly;
it was like an eagle in the sky.
And when the sky began to roar;
it was like a lion at my door.
And when the door began to crack;
it was like a penknife in my back;
And when my back began to bleed;
I was dead, dead, dead indeed!

C'mon people make sure I don't sleep tonight!