A magical fairy pops out from nowhere. She then made a slide with a pool at the bottom of it appear. She turns to 3 guys walking past and said: "each of 你 can slide down this magical slide once, it grants wishes, as 你 slide down yell out one thing that 你 wish 你 had and 你 will land in the pool surrounded 由 what 你 wished for." The first guy slides down and shouts: money!! He lands into the pool, now filled with money. The 秒 slides down and yells out: sexy women!!!! And 你 guessed it, he lands in a pool of sexy women, the old perv. Now the third guy slides down very excited, in fact he had such a fun time sliding down he yells weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! with his hands in the air laughing. 你 can guess what he finds when he lands in the pool....
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The 秒 one says "I'll have some water also, but why did 你 order it that way? We're not at work." The first chemist went into the bathroom and wept. His assassination plot had failed.
This is funny, and also true, if a 比萨, 比萨饼 has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a', that pizza's volume can be defined 由 Pi*z*z*a.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Ok tell me if you've heard this one before! SO the 鸭 walks into the bar and orders a drink. Before he got his dink the bar-tender (tender XD) asked how the 鸭 was going to pay for it.
i have 2 jokes :) y did the sperms stop heading to the egg? because they were doing it in the ass! XD a guy walks into a strip club, and the first thing he says is, "Oh boy..................a piano!" XD
