Ok, so take us through a 日 in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micro manage (like a boss) Promote synergy (like a boss) Hit on Deborah (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) 吞, 燕子 sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of 伏特加 (like a boss) Shit on debrah's 台, 办公桌 (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh, fuck man I can't fucking do it shit Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on debrah's 台, 办公桌 (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dudes dick (like a boss) Score some 可乐 (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant 鱼 (like a boss) Fuck his brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss) Uh huh so that's an average 日 for 你 then? No doubt 你 chop 你 balls off and die? Hell yeah. I think that at one point there 你 说 something about sucking your own dick? Nope Actually I'm pretty sure 你 did Naw that aint me Ok well this has been eye opening for me I'm da boss Yea I know I got that 你 说 that 400 times I'm da boss Yeah, yeah I got it I'm da boss Ok great I heard you, bye Like a boss :)
