Are 你 aware that Bob the 粉, 粉色 fluffy unicorn is stalking 你 from outside your bedroom window? He's waiting for 你 to look away so he can steal your ice cream sammich! O.O

.......

Sexy.
But he can have it. I strongly dislike ice cream.
I just hope he doesn't steal my lingerie. I know 粉, 粉色 fluffy 独角兽 named Bob have a thing for that kind of stuff.

If he does, I will torture him 由 saying his name backward.

Yes, I knew that. He's stalking me along with Greasy Elmo.

*looks around nervously* And I'm stalking him!

Hmm... 给 that I'm not even home, I don't think Unicorn should be a problem. So I can finish my ice cream sammich ;)

...I'm not even in my room though...
And he can have as far as I'm concerned. It's just an ice cream sammich.

YAY STALKERZ!