Am I the only one who wonders where they bury presidents?

uh, yeah, i guess 你 are :P
lol!

I think 你 were but now i wanna now too :D

Yes.

In a graveyard most likely. -.-

But the real 问题 is, why do they do it?
Haven't they ever heard of taxidermy?
They could be stuffed 或者 whatever and put in museums.

Yes.

... Aaand now no. :D

Under your floorboards.

probably lol