Turn around! Turn around right now and don't look. And while 你 turn around, 你 know what I'm gonna do? Imma flash my titties and you'll never know because you'll be turned around.
How the hell'd 你 get to the third floor? There's no way to scale the wall; and I don't see a ladder. *looks person up and down then pushes them off my window* I'm sleeping; leave a message at the beep. -BEEP- *goes back to bed*
posted 一年多以前
*wakes up at seven and hits play on recording; only to hear a long drawn out scream and a thud*
I am not in control of my body in the morning so be warned!
I would be like "Who the hell are you? Come near me and I will hurt you. *creeper comes nearer* Alright that's it. Wah! Wah, like a little freaky ninja! *beats up the guy, then ties him up and sits on him* Incidentally, how DID 你 get up here?
I would say:" Fuck off!" Then opening the window and throwing the person out of the roff, then he's dead and I realize it was a friend of me then I'll whistle innocent and go back to sleep xD no I wouls simply 显示 him/her the finger and keep on sleeping
If I know them, open the window, 问题 their reasoning for doing that, ask how the hell they got here at this hour, then start a conversation. (However, I have some 老友记 to whom I'd just say "Read Homestuck" and slam the window on them) If I don't 或者 barely know them, I ask how the hell they got to my house and then beat them with a brick. The above is all voided if I didn't wear pajama pants.