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Someone knocks on your window at 5 am, what do 你 say?

 australia-101 posted 一年多以前
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Dreamtime said:
the hell is that._.

*goes back to sleep*
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posted 一年多以前 
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^same
saying_shiro posted 一年多以前
Sutelc22 said:
iwould say,what the hell?
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Princess_seki said:
i say what the fuck 你 are doing here..
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same here
hgfan5602 posted 一年多以前
noahnstar1616 said:
"Not now, Doctor."
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oboe_player said:
Go away. *falls back asleep*
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ilovecornholio said:
Go the fuck away*trows 枕头 at the window and goes back to bed*
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tsunade360 said:
-gets scared hit with anything near me-
yeaks -looks at the guy- ohh its just a human -smiles- good morning XD
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哈哈
Katherine-P posted 一年多以前
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yeah really i will do this orrr shout MYMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY
tsunade360 posted 一年多以前
klaine_forever said:
Flash

( . Y . )
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哈哈
red_puppet posted 一年多以前
adultswimperson said:
*Doesn't want to wake up and goes under covers*.
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bakuargirl729 said:
Lie to myself like 'Oh it was just a cat 或者 something.' and roll over and fall back asleep.
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Ale1152 said:
*checks to see who it is before hitting them on the head for waking me up at 5 am in the morning*
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big-fat-meanie said:
I would say get 迷失 and then go back to sleep
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loYol said:
Nothing.
I'm fucking sleeping.

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Katastrophe said:
Don't watch me get dressed 你 freakin perv!

Turn around! Turn around right now and don't look. And while 你 turn around, 你 know what I'm gonna do? Imma flash my titties and you'll never know because you'll be turned around.


But it'll only happen if 你 turn around.
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posted 一年多以前 
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Hahaha!!!
YoYoLover4Ever posted 一年多以前
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哈哈
hgfan5602 posted 一年多以前
springely said:
Realize that my window is on the 秒 story.
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 Realize that my window is on the 秒 story.
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Usui--takumi said:
Bob the builder! Can we fix it? Bitch,please.
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YoshiStar said:
GO THE FUCK AWAY!
:)
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YoYoLover4Ever said:
How the hell'd 你 get to the third floor? There's no way to scale the wall; and I don't see a ladder.
*looks person up and down then pushes them off my window*
I'm sleeping; leave a message at the beep.
-BEEP-
*goes back to bed*
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*wakes up at seven and hits play on recording; only to hear a long drawn out scream and a thud*
YoYoLover4Ever posted 一年多以前
Lady_Rebel said:
*DISCLAIMER*

I am not in control of my body in the morning so be warned!

I would be like "Who the hell are you? Come near me and I will hurt you. *creeper comes nearer* Alright that's it. Wah! Wah, like a little freaky ninja! *beats up the guy, then ties him up and sits on him* Incidentally, how DID 你 get up here?
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 *DISCLAIMER* I am not in control of my body in the morning so be warned! I would be like "Who the hell are you? Come near me and I will hurt you. *creeper comes nearer* Alright that's it. Wah! Wah, like a little freaky ninja! *beats up the guy, then ties him up and sits on him* Incidentally, how DID 你 get up here?
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dreamer369 said:
'How the fuck did 你 climbed up to the 秒 floor?! I mean seriously! What are you, Spiderman?!'

Or...

'Seriously! Do 你 want to dye?!'
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Dye? Don't 你 mean die? The other one is like dying your hair 哈哈
YoYoLover4Ever posted 一年多以前
TulisaLittleMix said:
If someone knocked on my window at 5 am, I wouldn't hear them because I sleep like a log...
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dizzydiscgirl said:
i would send panda to kick them off the windowledge. but, i would advise panda to...
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 i would send panda to kick them off the windowledge. but, i would advise panda to...
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wantadog said:
Where the fuck did I put that shotgun?
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MissChicky97 said:
Who dares to disturb my slumber?!

I glare at the intruder for a few 秒 and then pull down the blinds.

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vampire1yuuki said:
dress like a ghost and say a the marten Luther king speech. r.i.p
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 dress like a ghost and say a the marten Luther king speech. r.i.p
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DecodingRomance said:
I would get my iPod. Open notes.
Write 'What the hell is wrong with you, get a life, I'm sleeping, P*** off and put it agaisnt the glass.
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vagos said:
I Ish touching something come back laterzzzzz LMFAO
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christina-lou said:
What the HELL!!!!
Go Away from me!!
XD
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Katherine-P said:
I would say:" Fuck off!" Then opening the window and throwing the person out of the roff, then he's dead and I realize it was a friend of me then I'll whistle innocent and go back to sleep xD no I wouls simply 显示 him/her the finger and keep on sleeping
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jessy_an said:
at 5:am um... 1st of all i'll not wake up. so i'll not say anything XD
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rupertgrint88 said:
go away u 婊子, 子 *person keeps knocking* ugh pulls out pistol and kills the person
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Rigid-paradise said:
I would lie in my 床, 床上 scared the rest of the "night".
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Thecharliejay said:
Tell them to Fuck off
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tdafan121 said:
If I know them, open the window, 问题 their reasoning for doing that, ask how the hell they got here at this hour, then start a conversation. (However, I have some 老友记 to whom I'd just say "Read Homestuck" and slam the window on them)
If I don't 或者 barely know them, I ask how the hell they got to my house and then beat them with a brick.
The above is all voided if I didn't wear pajama pants.
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