www.sixbillionsecrets.com <-- excellent site for this kind of thing.
And mine? Hmm... I had something else typed, but I chickened out. I say the hearts drawn on my wrists are just something I drew out of boredom, but they actually symbolize my support of anyone that cuts. Anyone. Under any circumstances. 你 have my complete support. Things get better, I promise.
Alright, 你 got me... I'm actually a forty-year-old, hairy, and morbidly obese man with a 玉米片, 墨西哥玉米片 and WoW obsession who's interested in middle school girls. Want proof? I have a picture of myself right here: link
I used to see a "futre me" and then she became just a voice in my head. she can tell me what to do and tell me what will happen. it supriseingly always worked out how she 说 things would be. and she also 说 when i had puberty she would leave me. and sure enough she did. I know this sounds like im making it up but im not, it was just one of those freaky moments in life i guess.
I may be in 爱情 with one of my best guy friends, and he may 爱情 me but we are both to scared to tell each other. Lol, everyone says that we would be perfect togther, and yesterday he 说 that if he had a choice of laughing at me 或者 making out withbme, he chose makin out with me, oh and he put up the choices. So thats my 爱情 life secret, hope 你 enjoy, lol
I'm secretly lonely inside...i have 老友记 who don't really act like 老友记 and every time I actually make a friend(who is a real friend!) and we 确认 it...they 移动 或者 have to leave 或者 something! My "friend" Harlan recently told me we were 老友记 when I told him this...now I'm scared he'll end up leaving too
Idk y but I always am falling for book characters like Sadie in the Kane Chronicles, Annabeth in the PJ series, and Amy in the 39 clues... Nobody knew really... but me, and now YOU! Yes you, 你 just read this right? Yeah...
Alrite...I will tell you...most of 你 already know this from yesterday when I asked all those 问题 and stuff but...I 葡萄 ppl! Yes yes i know...I am the grapest! THERE I TOLD YOU!!! NOW LEAVE ME WHILE I GO 葡萄 ANOTHER PERSON!!!
My best secret?? well it wouldnt b a secret if i told you(; but heres my 2nd secret(dont judqe me yuu dont know me):I witnessed my dad kill my stepsister then he raped my older sister and now we both cut and hes in jail qood enuff for ya? -siqh- dont judge....
I was use to be in-love with guy cartoon characters (LMAO)I only told it to my best friend, neh, since I 说 it here, it's not a secret anymore XD..well that's my best secret. But my greatest secret is....
I have an epilepsy. I never told it to anyone. But now..it's not a secret anymore. -I'm so damn serious-
... *sigh* Is it time? Are people ready to hear this deep, dark secret that I've kept ever since I gave a certain something a try? ... oh well... people will find out eventually, so, why not get this shit over with?
黑塔利亚 made me laugh... once...
No, I did not stutter (which would be impossible, since I'm typing on a keyboard, but whatever). 黑塔利亚 actually managed to crack a joke that succeeded at doing what a joke is supposed to do: make 你 laugh.
Don't get me wrong. 黑塔利亚 is still a piece of smelly monkey-shit that deserves to be wiped off the face of the planet, and about 99.99999999% of the jokes it makes are unfunny and stupid. However, one time, just one time... 黑塔利亚 made me laugh.
... what's that? 你 want to know WHAT joke from 黑塔利亚 made me laugh? Well, behold the video.