If i was trying to kill myself what would u say 或者 do?

I'd take the (insert tool of death here) away from 你 and hold 你 until it ended; coaxing 你 and trying to calm 你 down.
And if that doesn't work; try and knock some sense into 你 (without hitting 你 physically)

tell 你 not too

what....?

I'd say 你 are being an attention whore and if 你 was going to do it 你 would have done it sooner. 或者 I would probably (If I believed you) tell 你 not to do it.

I'd tell 你 that everyone has tried but that I know 你 won't go through with it because your asking us to stop 你 which means 你 won't do it. So honestly I'd tell 你 to go ahead and do it.

I would pull this face.

spalsh some water on u and say "dude, were u sleep walking?"

I'd slap 你 :3

i would do nothing ....*bows for you*
...what a great hero.

....-_-

Suicide is wrong...let me kill 你 instead so 你 don't get in trouble

婊子, 子 Please




BYE SEE 你 IN HELL

I'd watch this video again.

Don't kill yourself because what 你 are going to do is selfish.

Stop the firetruck out of you!!
Even though you're not one of my 最喜爱的 users, almost nobody deserves such a thing!

Say hi to God for me.

Depends on how you'd do it.



If 你 were hanging yourself;
I'd ask 你 if 你 had any spare rope 或者 cloth 或者 whatever you'd use.


If 你 were taking some pills;
I'd ask for whatever's left.


If 你 were cutting your wrists;
I'd ask if I could use it after you.

If 你 jumped off a cliff;
I'd run over yelling at 你 to stop, then when I catch up to 你 before its to late I'll suggest that we jump off together. :) It'll add to the adrenaline rush before our untimely yet at the same time timely deaths. ^_^

If 你 were to 移动 in front of a moving car;
I'd stand there right behind 你 (stronger impact 由 being moved 由 two exceedingly, extremely fast and furious massive (NO offense, not callin' 你 fat 或者 anything) objects...

If 你 were to drink posion;
Ask 或者 just take whatever's left (I mean, you'd be dead anywyas...it wouldn't really bother 你 if I took the remainders of whatever 你 used when you're dead, wouldn't it? =/)

If 你 moved in front of a train;


....Yeeaaaahhh, I'd pass that one. :)


And try to save you. ^_^

From all of them :)



If 你 stood in front of a moving car;

Scream, 'STOP!' No ONE has the right to do suicide. Trust me, I've tried it plenty of times... not fun, at all. It's a serious matter and I wish people in places such as the media would understand just how tortured it can make people. Just NEVER poke fun of something like that with me, because it's not funny in the least!