what is the wieredset thing a total stranger has ever 说 to you?

Um, well today I was in line, right? And this fat guy behind me, out of the blue just says "I have a son your age."
And I was like "okay." o.O
And so he 说 "He's coming over here in a second, 你 should meet him."
And I'm thinking 'Fucking awesome.'
So the guy's son comes over there and he's like "Hey I'm Seth."
And I'm like "Nice to meet you, I'm lesbian."

...No one talked to me after that...

"my best friend is in 爱情 with 你 and is making kissie faces to you"

There was this Jehova's witness who told me;

"Jesus wants to make 爱情 to you! He wants to make 爱情 to ALL OF US!!!!" and then he ran after me o.O

I ran like hell to the red bridge(hooker 街, 街道 in Utrecht) because I figured he wouldn't go there :P And I was right! Because when I looked back after like twenty minutes(yeah I can run for 20 minutes, I'm awesome ^^) he was gone(or just tired...)! =D
(how i know where the red bridge is? I just ran into the streets my mom always told me not to run into :P)

Stranger: "hello there lovly, 你 look nice"

Me: "........"

(before i turned around he even started to smirk at me, i turned around and ran like hell)

I was walking on a street, when a guy just stared at me...
I was like...-What the heck are 你 looking at???

He made a bored face and said, I'm laughing cause you're a 熊 and your underwear is made of my skin and your red 熊 skin.
RUN COACHBEAR, GO,GO,GO.

I stared at him for a while, turned around, and he ran after me saying:

HOLY SHIT SWEETY, YOU'RE SO SEXY TODAY, WHY DON'T 你 MARRY ME???

I screamed, and he started running '-'

I was Walking on the path 由 my house and he said
"UNHOLY BEAST I CAST 你 OF"

( I swhear on the news it 说 he was hit 由 a car)

This just plain creeped me out:
"sexy lil'mama gonna have my babies..."

Last 年 I was at the 海滩 with my brother and his 2 老友记 and while they were at the the real 海滩 like the sand&water part, I was in line for a water& hotdog and all of a sudden this guy about ehh maybe about my brothers age and he's like
"Dammmnn, I'd would tap 你 all night!" and then he smirked at me. I was staring at him for a 秒 then i just got my 食物 and walked away and told my brother.. It was creepy&funny at the same time..

That I'm Special.