How will I die?

你 will die from being murdered...by me for calling Hidan ugly.

Crushing’s too good for you. First you'll spend a 年 in the incinerator. 年 two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then... TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I’ll kill you.

Death 由 over abuse of the internet...?
I've got nothing.

你 will die laughing. 'Nough said.

你 will walk to the bus station tomorrow at exactly 8:30 am. 你 will board the bus that comes. A seat, on the left at the very back of the bus will be taken 由 you. There, 你 will find a 随意 piece of paper on the floor. Due to your curiosity, 你 will pick up the paper and then suddenly 你 will drop it in horror. 你 are so scared because a demonic creature appeared beside 你 on the seat. In a panic, 你 will start running down the bus isle and shout at the driver to stop. The driver stops at an intersection and 你 hurriedly leave the bus, however...you failed yo notice the car driving up beside the bus and it rams into you.

That...was of course just a...guess. *smiles innocently and stuffs paper into my backpack*

Being backstabbed 由 a Spy.

One of my best friends' torture methods:
Throw 你 in a 火, 消防 for a few seconds, then dump 你 in cold water, then mix salt into the water. If 你 still survive, you'll be arsonphobic and hydrophobic for the rest of your traumatized life. :D
If 你 don't want that, just choke on a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 with lots of sugar. ^^

*whistles* m-m-me?! w-why a-are 你 asking me t-t-this? how should I k-know?! *hides knive behind back and whistles some more*

At last! A fun question!

First, I'd hit 你 on the head with a baseball bat to knock 你 and then take to an abandoned church 或者 warehouse.

Next, I'd strap 你 to a 表 and wait until 你 wake up. After 你 wake up, I would drip very, very cold water on your forehead. Every five seconds, a drop of cold water would drip onto your forehead. This will eventually cause 你 to become disorientated and confused.

I wouldn't kill 你 yet. After that, I'd begin screaming insults at 你 and pointing out every flaw. I'd keep yelling for hours and 你 will have no self confidence left.

After that, I'd find a large, glass container and fill it with all kinds of alcohol and strong medication. I'd then repeatedly dunk 你 in it until your mind is muddled. I would then make 你 believe that 你 have brutally murdered all your loved ones.

Next, I would take a tiny, dainty 刀 and slowly start to cut 你 up. Just enough so that there are scars but, not enough to kill you.

After that, I'd lock 你 in a small room and play a recording of people screaming for three weeks straight. You'd be so emotionally distressed, 你 would most like have some sort of break down.

After which I'd take a metal rod, heat the end, and begin branding your skin. Your skin would burn and it would be extremely painful.

Then, I'd throw 你 into a white room and stop feeding and hydrating 你 for three days. 你 will lose what little sanity 你 have left and become completely insane, 你 will become a monster. 你 will have nothing, all 你 will feel is agony and suffering.

Lastly, I'd release 你 and you'd just go die in a gutter somewhere~

I had way too much fun with this...-_-||

Perhaps 你 will die like this:

由 cuteness :D

你 will die from someone flinging cheese at you.The cheese goes into your mouth then 你 choke!Mwahahhaha

你 won't
Cos' You're an immortal.
Eventually 你 get fed up while everyone leaves 你 cos they die.
So 你 rip your 心 out and feed it to the dogs.