What's the meanest joke you've ever heard 或者 said?

Meanest one I've heard: Every person has the right to be ugly, but you've abused the privilege!

Meanest one I've said: I know why 你 don't have any mirrors in your house. You're tired of cleaning up the glass shards!
(I 说 that to my friend, but we were just kidding around, and I didn't really mean it.)

The meanest joke I've heard:
'Oh yes, of course you're our real child!'
The meanest joke I've told:
'No, really, they're your real parents.'

its nt the meanest joke ive heard but i just hv to put it
-ur mamas so poor she gots the dollar menu on layway-

"Yo mamma so ugly she turns Medusa into stone." And then " Yo mamma so fat god came down to earth and 说 DAMN!" I had to give two XD Sowwie ^-^