I had one simple request...

And yet 你 got two camels in a tiny car.

Well too bad. Because your request was denied.

OK...

sorry we are currently out of sharks w laser beams but we do hv giants void summoning 猫 in stock :D

Well, you'd make a terrible evil scientist... Where's the dedication to an age-old myth of taking over the world and killing people with sharks that have lasers attached to their heads.