Best excuse for late homework?

The teacher ate it

I WOULD SAY SICK :P!

I have a million excuses.








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Which one would 你 like to hear?

你 see what had happend was...
I just didn't feel like doing it problem?

My cat threw up a hair ball on it.:D

Had to go somewhere,Something happened in the family,did it but brother/sister/cousin played with it 或者 drew on it because they thought it was scratch paper,mom saw it on the floor thought it was trash and threw it away,cleaning up the house and threw it,spilled something on it,flew out the window (say your 台, 办公桌 is near an open window,)sister/brother/cousin teared it 或者 threw to it to the ground because 你 didnt do want he/she wanted 你 to do...
Think.

My shredder ate it.

I didnt do it. Why? Because I just didnt.

It was too covered in blood and tears to bring in

Sorry I was distracted 由 my personal life to give a damn to do the homework.~ :)

Sorry, I was too busy 写作 names down in my note book to do my homework... :)

//shot

my brother ate it >:/ ... true story bro

My Dog Ate It (Which Was True When I Told Her That)
My Dog Actually Had Eaten It Ahahahhahahahahaha

I 迷失 It in NARNIA!!!!

I dont know but always resort to this response so 你 dont get in as much trouble... ( well do this, 或者 DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!)