Vampire jokes/innuendos/clichés...

-Rosalie: I didn't just suck Emmett's blood, if 你 catch my drift. ;-)
-Twilight fan: Wow, 你 吸血鬼 are so pale, and 你 guys never sleep, and your eyes turn red, too! It must be cool to be a vampire if 你 can get all of that!
Edward: Actually, these things happened because we smoke coke.
Twilight:...I...lost faith in you...
-Q: Why did Stephenie give Bella her name? A: Because she is as gloomy as funeral bells.