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RobinFan360 said:
well, its a story of looong long ago,when a prince was feasting away one starry night,when he looked upon the most delecious looking pie he's ever seen!
so he ate that pie. he ate it whole.
after his feasting,he felt quite tired so he retired to his quarters. but when he woke up,he could not move! oh how frightened he was! the maids came into the room,but, finding their young master no where to be found, quickly went into a panic. they at once spotted the delecious princely pie and,at the moment not caring about it,threw it out the window.the pie landed on some 干草 in a pile 下一个 to a 花 shop. the prince thought "Oh woe to me! for i have become such a useless thing! now i am unable to 移动 或者 speak!"
but at that moment some young boy heard him and 说 "Pray, do tell me. did you, a pie, just SPEEK?"
the princely pie then had a marvalous and mean idea...
"why, i am a talking pie! i can speak 随意 words to passer bye and have oh so much fun!"
so the pie 说 to the boy "yes,my sweet carrot! i am indeed a talking pie. i like skulls and books. i taste like 樱桃 dont i? oh! a lion! i 爱情 lions! and ice cream too!"
the boy,quite in a fright ran screaming: "A pie! a talking PIE!"
and so the princely pie went on speaking randomness in all the kingdom and all the land, until one 日 a clown picked up poor princely pie and threw him at an old woman.
-THE END-
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