akward momments? (^-^;)

I made an extremely (and 由 extremely I mean EXTREMELY) fangirly post on 脸谱 at midnight, and apparently my dad saw it and chatted me "GO TO BED."

Which means he saw my fangirling.

DO. NOT. FRIEND. YOUR. PARENTS. ON. FACEBOOK.

And today our crew (like homeroom-y thing) went to a 6th grade one (we're 7th) and we played a game where one person would secretly wink at someone and then that person would die, and another person had to find out who the murderer was. One guy was dressed up as Santa because it was a spirit week thing. Someone 说 "Whoever the murderer is, kill Santa! I don't even believe in him!" So then I shouted "Me neither! I BELIEVE IN FINLAND!"

So then two teachers, twenty sixth graders, and a bunch of my classmates stared at me like "What the fuck is wrong with that poor girl?"

I got the hiccups in the middle of a prayer at church.
I can NEVER catch a ball that's rolling away from me, especially in team sports.
I'm always the only one that laughs at my teachers jokes.

黑塔利亚 awkwardness!!!

My teacher was discussing a 伏特加 museum in Russia with one of my classmates during free period, and all I could think of was Ivan jumping off of that plane screaming, "VODKAAAAA~!" I cracked up laughing, and everyone was like, "O.O WTF?!"
My friend was telling me about her cousin, and she 说 he lives in Ottawa, Canada. The moment she 说 Canada, I was like, "Who?" She said, "My cousin." I replied with, "No, no, 你 说 something about a Canadialand?" She was like, "...Are 你 stupid?"
In study hall, my 老友记 Angie and Bryan were talking about Poland. There was something on our homework 或者 something like that, I guess. Anyways, Bryan was mimicking a Polish accent, and I went up to and said, "No, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to talk like this: Like, he 说 and then she was like OMG! Like, totally. OMG did he like, actually say that?! Like, are 你 totally serious?" Cue awkward silence.
I cried when we talked about the Revolutionary War in history.

Yesterday at a swimmeet me and my friend Ryan (girl) were 唱歌 I'm sexy and I know it and Noah comes over and looks at us like wht the fuck is wrong with them until we turn around 哈哈 he's super cute but I'm fairly sure he's dating someone



Ok this hsnt happened to me but its awkward: the awkward moment when two pedophiles decide to meet up via Internet

I've had many, but the most 最近的 one I can think of is when my friggin' period started a week early, and I only realized when my jeans had a bunch of blood on them and the chair had blood smears.

I'm sketching this picture of an actor in his forties (he looks older than that though) and my teacher walked up and asked "are 你 in 爱情 with him?"

We started wrestling in our P.E class. When two guys started wrestling, I asked myself: Is that how gay guys have sex?

My band teacher saw me drawing in my notebook while i was sitting there being an innocent little teacher's aide and picked it up to look through it. I already get embarassed 由 people looking through my drawings and unfortunatly that 日 I happened to be working on a comic that was a bit.....Yaoi-ish.....

-When 你 walk into class to find "PORN" written in big letters on the blackboard
-When 你 jokingly requested your weird science teacher who takes morning 音乐 requests to play PoPiPo 由 Hatsune Miku and he actually does. With the dance.
-When your history teacher constantly refers to Russia as "Mother Russia" and sometimes she shouts it very VERY loudly.
-When you've become convinced that your school became one with Mother Russia due to the above instance added to a passage in Spanish class about a guy named Ivan and a sample Works Cited page in English containing a book called "The Science of Vodka".
-When 你 find that polar 熊 plushie 你 used to carry everywhere as a kid...
-When 你 find yourself in the situation where 你 have to explain 矢追 to your mother...
-When 你 start drawing a picture of dudes in drag and 你 realize that your entire homeroom class is staring at you.
-When 你 start drawing 矢追 and someone asks what you're drawing
-When you're drawing a picture of a feminine guy and someone compliments it 由 saying "Oh, that's a pretty girl!"

Yes today matter of fact. OK so my mom and I were out shopping and we saw this lady bending down and she was wearing tights with out no underwear. So my mom and I saw her butt that is so gross and akward.

One of my 老友记 had a hole at the back of their pants and stupid me 说 "Look, 你 got a hole at the back of your pants!" she turned around and 说 "Why the fuck were 你 looking at my ass?" so i just ran for it, same thing happen to one of my guy friends, but he had the hole in the front of his pants ><

And once at school i tripped over my feet and my 短裙, 裙子 fell up and a teacher was right behind me, D:

And then there was this time my English teacher {Now retired} randomly started talking about sex, she was 65 o_o

I once screamed to my rebellious friend that Hidan was sexy. In the middle of class. Everybody was staring at me. Their facial expression was this: