If I prank called 你 right now what would 你 say?

'Bitch, drop that damn phone and socialize!'

I'd reply the same way I reply to all people who I consider prank callers:

1. Hang up.

2. As soon as I hear your voice go,
"Yes, dis ish the chinese-a foood."

3. I TOLD 你 I AIN'T GOT YO MONEY! ...Oh, my bad, I thought 你 were someone else.

4. 你 shouldn't have done that.

5. I seeee you~

6. Yes, this your mother, may I ask who is speaking? (I don't even know)

7. Put the phone to my laptop speakers and play Rebecca Black's Friday.

8. Make Non-human noises 'till 你 hang up.

Yes, I've actually done each of these before.
I get prank called a lot. XD

Spam 你 with Big Al's deep and friggin' scary voice. I can actually sing that deep but with little cracks of high notes to make it creepy :3

Holy fucking shit it's a dinosaur 耶稣 Christ what the fuuccck oh my fucking god fucking 恐龙 holy shit what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccck?

你 know my number?

IMPOSSIBRU!

"They're heeee-eeeeeere!"

"How the hell did 你 get my number?!"

I would counter prank you. I would say: 你 SUNK MY SCRABBLESHIP! IMMA CUT YOHHHH!
And I would laugh and be all like *points down*

"hi" then i'd hang up X3

你 sure about doing that?

i would sing this:

I would say what I always say:


"I know where 你 live"

I wouldn't say anything, I would just bring the phone to the speakers of my computer and play the trolololo song :P

i don't have a phone DX