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RukiaKuchiki88 said:
Here is one of my 最喜爱的 dirty jokes:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and 枪 and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of 床, 床上 and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the 床, 床上 he gets on 最佳, 返回页首 of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I 爱情 you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't 接吻 my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought 你 were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I 爱情 你 too!!"
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