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What would 你 do if a 随意 stranger you've never met before broke down your door and screamed this at you? O.O

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I'd be like "WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE HELL ARE 你 MOTHERFUCKER?!?" But if someone actually told me that my dad would probably shoot them before I could hurt them....
someone_save_me posted 一年多以前
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16falloutboy said:
I'd be happy if it was Patrick Stump, I'd be like this

"Ok, I am going to 爱情 you"

but if it was Bieber I'd be like

"Fuck off Bieber"

but if it was some 随意 dude I'd be like,

"Where the Hell did 你 come from?!"
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posted 一年多以前 
55xxx55 said:
Some 随意 rapist dude I'd scream and shoot them with my gun. >:)

If it was actually Fluttershy I'd be like "BUT I ALREADY DOOOOO!! Oh my god oh my god it's Fluttershy...!" And hyperventilate.
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posted 一年多以前 
darkwave said:
Ok...
first of all: You´re insane.
2º: no i think so.
3º: WTF 你 think are 你 doing?
4º: im gonna call the police

ah...and 你 gonna pay my door!

and that is all...(i think)
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posted 一年多以前 
Usui--takumi said:
STRANGER DANGER!!!
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posted 一年多以前 
adultswimperson said:
Awww look at the little baby, where's your mommy?
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posted 一年多以前 
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XD
Usui--takumi posted 一年多以前
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@Usui--takumi, and Miushki, This quote is a reference to a Family Guy episode I saw, so I wanted to use it.
adultswimperson posted 一年多以前
Shepard14 said:
Hit them upside the head with whatever I could reach.....
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posted 一年多以前 
zeebem10 said:
I would knock that person out.Then I would call the police.
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posted 一年多以前 
narlyvamp1234 said:
i would be like: "haha, yeah...fuck you." *pushes him out the door*
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posted 一年多以前 
MrOrange16 said:
"Fix my door."
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posted 一年多以前 
Princesskiara15 said:
i would be like"hah,i don't 爱情 myself,how could possibly 爱情 you?"
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posted 一年多以前 
Perrihartt said:
I'll do the Ralph Macchio on his ass. Well it's the karate kick, actually I'll be doing the Ralph Macchio on his face.
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posted 一年多以前 
Seastar4374 said:
then this would probably happen

Guy: YOU'RE GOING TO 爱情 ME!
me: No I won't
Guy: *grabs me holding me close* 你 wanna bet
me: nope your just a pedophile *uses pepperspray on them and calls 911. hangs up once they arrive*
Cop: 你 are arrested for breaking and entering plus sexual harrasment.
Guy: damn it.
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posted 一年多以前 
NomyCake said:
Guide them to the nearest hospital with the help of my trusty XD9.
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posted 一年多以前 
justleeelee said:
Be like "YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT, I'M MARRIED WITH A KID 你 AIR-HEADED 屁股 WIPE!" and then slaughter the motherfucker. o.o
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posted 一年多以前 
taytrain97 said:
Call the police.
My dad's too much of a safety freak to keep an extra 步枪 in the house, so it's either I can keep the bathroom door locked and get the police here in time, 或者 I'm deaf forever. ._.
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posted 一年多以前 
bubblewrapblues said:
...You know that dude James? Wouldn't even be surprised if he did that...


ANYWAYS, I'd open an umbrella in their asshole.
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posted 一年多以前 
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...wouldn't be surprised either...
someone_save_me posted 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking said:
"...Okay. Hug?" *opens out arms*
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posted 一年多以前 
totaldramafan96 said:
I'm scarred mummy. D:


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