What should be the best answer of "how r u ?"

Do 你 really care how I am? 或者 are 你 just expecting me to say "I'm fine" because that is the generic response society has taught us to say? What if I told 你 that I am depressed, hurt, lonely, aggravated, lost, fed up, frustrated, lifeless and every other negative emotion 你 could feel? Would 你 just tell me "That's too bad" and go on with whatever mundane thing 你 are doing? 或者 would 你 try to figure out why I am feeling that way and how 你 can help stop it? Don't ask me that 问题 if 你 are really only interested in one answer.

wouldn't 你 like to know

I'm fire, thank you.

How are you?

I'm doing fine. How are you?

well, my mom and dad really loved each other so...

Better than you.

Better than I deserve.

The "U" r just fine!why did 你 care to ask?

I like cheese xD

prbly beta tan u.

i am fine.........
what about you
if u r not fine
what should i do

Whatever. xD

жизнь прекрасна
и я тоже <3

HOW TO ANNOY TOTAL STRANGER TIME!!!!

At least, in the US everytime I walked into an elevator and 说 hi, everyone 说 "how are ya" So actually, 你 should do this;

*burst into tears* It's HORRIBLE! Just HORRIBLE! *makes up some story about a dying goldfish and a phobia of papercuts* *elevator doors open* "Have a nice day!" *walk out smiling*

A LOT BETTER THAN 你 FEELING BETTER THAN I THOUGHT

There isn't a best answer.
Eveyrone should answer how they feel.

i still living but i don't know why :3
hmmm b.t.w 你 look mess
你 should go to the doctor
omg are 你 dying?