One time I was getting pissed at this one guy and I just bursted out saying "OMG SHUT UP! I wear heels bigger than your dick!" Then he walked away. I was laughing alot cos he di'nt deny it..
"I know 你 are, but what am I?" Sure, this is on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the stupidness meter along with "Why are 你 talkin' bout' yourself that way?" But I 爱情 it for reasons 你 shall never understand, unless 你 have read the Secret Series (btw, most 随意 图书 ever).