If I was about to fall off a cliff, would 你 save me?

I would use the force to summon the spirits of Saint Dane, Boba Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Darth Vader, and any other fictional characters I could think of and assemble a rescue team. Then I would give Vader one of the rope, jump down after 你 only to find that the rope was too short, and then send Saint Dane in pterodactyl form down to grab you. Then, of course, Saint Dane would start carrying 你 off so I'd have to summon the Ewoks to use their epic catapult to put a hole in Saint Dane's wing so he'd fall back down. I'd give Boba Fett, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Vader, and the rest of the ewoks a 床, 床上 sheet so when 你 fell they could catch you... and 你 would promptly fall into the nearest lake. I would enlist the aid of my 老友记 the merpeople to rescue you, pull 你 out, give 你 a towel and a blanket, and then we would all have a picnic.

It's a very tall cliff.

Sitting behind a computer screen and probably miles away from the cliff you're about to fall off?

Totally possible.

umm let me think NO!

The reason 你 would be falling off the cliff is because I pushed you. So why would I go to all that effort and then save you?

i dont knoe who u are so why would i save u!

of course

Dunno.Probably. If I can help a person, I usually will.

guess so? 你 dont always die/get hurt when falling off cliffs. i dive off cliffs A LOT.

Depends. How high is the cliff?

hell naw i would be sitting there watching 你 fall all the way to the bottom hopeing i will hear a big splatter when 你 hit the ground.


yea i know im a very creepy person who likes creepy things.

No, I wouldn't be able to..

Depends on who 你 are, if you're a loser douche 或者 a obnoxious bitch, then FUCK, no.

y would 你 ask this question? somme people would but most would say no 或者 a goofy answer. if u want a serious answer... u wont get 1 here! :) and idk who u r so..... yeah and i probably wouldnt even b there when it happenei would probably hear about it on the news that night

Of corse!

of course if i didnt i would slit my wrists

Are 你 Rebecca Black? No? Ok I will save 你 just as long as your not Rebecca Black

NO BECAUSE IM NOT IN THE MOOD!>:(