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What's the funniest quote 你 说 today?

Mine would be "You can't just go up to strange women and ask them how their boyfriend's meat tasted!" (your mind has to be perverted to get it) oh and did I mention it was part of a conversation with my mother?
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The conversation started because I was talking about a potential sex scene between the couple in my 图标 and my mom abruptly switched the topic to hamburger which led to a bunch of hamburger innuendos.
Jeffersonian posted 一年多以前
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*laughing hard*
peterslover posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 XD
Goldilottes posted 一年多以前
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *died of laughter* may i rest in peace
2dolphn97 posted 一年多以前
 Jeffersonian posted 一年多以前
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GaGaBoi said:
'' Anger dosen't really go with what you're wearing. ''
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posted 一年多以前 
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Oh, & this was at my lovely mother. *cough*
GaGaBoi posted 一年多以前
Mallory101 said:
I didn't 吻乐队（Kiss） your boyfriend, I whispered something in his mouth.
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posted 一年多以前 
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哈哈 XD good one ;)
Goldilottes posted 一年多以前
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Haha
Jeffersonian posted 一年多以前
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except, this girl was once accidently photographed 接吻 my boyf and i was like WTF!!! so she was like no i was jsut whispering him something. i was like yeah sure 你 were. i'll just whisper something to 你 as i pop my bubblegum in your hair hunnii
Goldilottes posted 一年多以前
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OMG HAHAHAHAHAH!
2dolphn97 posted 一年多以前
bustacap96 said:
Princeton: I'm surprised your brain can stand all these big words.

Me: Brain? What brain? 你 mean the rock on the 仓鼠 wheel in my head?
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posted 一年多以前 
lauren777222 said:
Mine was U DamnFuckingBitch!-you made me drop my damn sandwich........This was 说 teacher.
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posted 一年多以前 
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Oh ahhahahaha. That was HIL-A-RIOUS, not.
Mallory101 posted 一年多以前
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lololollolo LUV IT!
2dolphn97 posted 一年多以前
Stellawinx4eva said:
"When life give 你 lemons 你 throw them back and scream "I want some skittles BITCHES" And this was 说 to my friend cause i threw lemons at her and she gave me some skittles.
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posted 一年多以前 
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hahahahahahahaha nice
2dolphn97 posted 一年多以前
2dolphn97 said:
ok id have a qote but this is a converation w/ the WORST COMEBACKS EVR! oklike i was in health and like i loold va and this dude picked up a cone and pretended 2 b a gun and 'shot me' and like im like real mature and hes like 'real mature' and im like wat r u five years old and he repeats me (hes my age) so wen hes not looking i flick him off hehe HE SO STUPID AND HAS THE WORST COMEBACKS like if u say something smart he'll b like retard and im like nice comeback HES SOOOOO ANNOYEING!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!
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soffi said:
well I was with two 老友记 soo they 说 somenthing like..what are 你 doing for the lastdays of february?? and I said: february?! but we are in january!!!.....and then one of them said: DUUDE it's february 24 of 2010!!! .....then my other friend started laughing like crazy and was like: goooosh 你 areee sooo lost!!! GUYS WE ARE ON FEBRUARY 2011!!!! hahahhahahha and we were like...damn .....hahhahahahahhaha
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