RandomRanter 问题 #1!

Oranges?
MrOrange16 is not pleased....

Orange. Gosh, I hate that word. ><

Whenever I write poetry, I usually think of such amazing stanzas! :)
But they almost always have to end with the word "orange".
Why a problem?
What motherfucking word ends with orange!?!?
This is one of the reasons as to why my poems are held up 或者 just suck! All of my ideas ruined because of the word "orange".
Every single rainy afternoon (which are a lot of afternoons in Pennsylvania), I sit at my computer desk, getting a headache, grinding my teeth, pulling my braids out because I can't come up with a word that rhymes with fucking orange. Range? Lorange? Corange? Courage? Marange?
They're not words, of course! And they have nothing to do with happiness, misery, woe, darkness, jubilance, emotions, seasons, 或者 anything that actually gives a peom depth.

Every afternoon I pace around my house, screaming, throwing pictures and family portraits off the walls, banging doors, kicking holes in the walls, and all kinds of crazy shit that causes my mother to practically turn into Pennywise the Clown on me when she gets home. Because I can't write, goddammit! Because I can't. Think. Of. A. Damn. Word. That. Rhymes. WITH. ORANGE!!!

你 know, if rumors about Edgar fucking Allan Poe losing his sanity end up true, I'll know how he got that way. He was driven towards the edge because he can't think of a word that rhymes with 橙子, 橙色 in his happy poems. He was probably screaming out of frustration and tossing his glasses of alcohol at the waitresses, he must have been so distraught.
It must be why he never got to fucking 发布 those happy poems!
The poor, miserable man DX

I know I sure as hell am losing my fucking mind! >:(

I am enraged at 你 orange, as a writer, as a poet, and as an intelligent human being who has all words work beautifully for her except for your complex, stupid, incompatible ass!

FUCK you, Orange! FUCK. YOU.

And go back to being just the color hair Chucky the killer doll has and leave us poets in peace. Hmph. xP

ORANGE??ORANGE???YOU REALLY EXCEPT ME TO RANT ABOUT ORANGES??OH PLEASE,I'D RATHER HAVE APPLES THAN ORANGES,ORANGES ARE JUST SO FREAKING ANNOYING!!THEY SAY"HEY APPLE,APPLE,APPLE"AND ANNOY MAH BUDDY!I HATE THEM SO!DON'T 你 DARE SAY ORANGES ARE AWESOME BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT!THEY ARE JUST THERE TO MAKE FUN OF 你 WITH ANNOYING PHRASES AND BAM!YOU GET CUT WITH A 刀 AND MADE INTO FOOD!HE EVEN ANNOYED SAW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

....Wait,Am i doing this right?XD

But... I 爱情 Oranges! :'(

what's a rant?

Oranges? For some reason I don't feel like ranting about oranges, I feel like ranting about Little House on The Prarie.

Oranges... those evil fiends... Every time I see an orange, I swear it grows teeth. And eyes... I can picture it with little legs. Hopping off the 水果 stand. Trotting over to me and threatening to devour me with revenge. "But I don't even eat oranges!" I cry, full of rage. The 橙子, 橙色 doesn't listen. Oranges never listen, those bloodthirsty beasts! Oranges just yap and yap and yap. They don't listen, they talk. And ramble! They just ramble on without a care in the world! They don't even want to hear what 你 have to say. That's why I hate oranges. Did I mention they're evil? Oh I did? Well they are. Every time I look at one, I can just see them sprouting sharp little hungry teeth, and eyes, beady yellow eyes, and legs...

Oranges? Nothing rymes with Oranges! NOTHING!

there is my rant ^-^

ORANGU GLAD 2 MEET ME

no fuck off