What are they saying?

Croc #1: "Okay, this is getting really awkward..."

Croc #2: "Your telling me..."

Croc #1: Hey, don't start that with me! After all, this is your idea to do something like this. What are we doing anyway?"

Croc #2: "Staring contest, duh."

Croc #1: "Oh, well why didn't ya say so?"

Croc #2: "Okay, ready?"

Croc # 1 and 2: "3... 2... 1... and go!" *Stares at each other with their mouths gaping(Staying opened)*

*A couple of hours later...*

Croc #1: I wonder how long this is gonna take..."

Croc #2: "Won't take so long if someone blinks"

Croc #1: "Okay then, go ahead and blink..."

Croc #2: "What?"

Croc #1: "You heard me..."

Croc #2: "I ain't gonna blink..."

Croc #1: "You 说 it yourself dude, so go ahead and blink for all I care."

Croc #2: "No, we'll just have too wait and see who blinks first. Even if it would kill us both."

Croc #1: "Right, so blink..."

Croc #2: "No."

Croc #1: "Okay then..."

Croc #2: "I hate 你 man."

Croc #1: "I know..."

I don't know why don't 你 ask them maby there talking about how cool there eyes are

Let's kiss!

1st croc: "I 爱情 yoo!"
2nd croc: "No i loathe yoo!"
1st croc: "Aww!"

left:hi
right:leave me alone!!!!
left:NO I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
right:get away stalker!!!!!!!!!!!
left:fine *walks away*