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A 潮流粉丝俱乐部 Prince/Queen! (contest!!!) (Starting now till' i say its over!!)

Howdeey YALL! Here is a big BIG big BIG CONTEST, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGG!!!! Here is what 你 gotta do; go to a busy store like Wal-mart, 或者 Target, steal a twinkie©, and take the wrapper off. Go up to a "check out person" and hand them your purse/bag like your buying it. When they take it, take out the twinkie©, point it at them, make evil squinty eyes, and keep screaming hystaricly,HAND IT OVER, DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS!!!! >:() Fanpopper with the FUNNIEST story of how it all went, (IT CAN BE REAL 或者 FAKE!) will be Queen/Prince of Fanpop! I will tell ALL my 老友记 and ME to make post EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME EVERY 日 that _____ is the prince/queen of 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and how awesome they are! (Others can help with this part too!) Contest starting now, and until i say its over! (won't be too long!)
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Getting some good stories here! Cmon'! Anyune' else gonna give it' a try?
Squatling posted 一年多以前
 Squatling posted 一年多以前
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Pikafan32 said:
HAND IT OVER PUNK! I screamed

the clerk looked at me like I was insane.

"I'm not afraid to use this tough guy! Just one bite of this delishush gooey shat and you'll be a fatass!" I squeezed it.

He took a step back, a priceless look on his face.

"I-I'm going to call the police now. Don't worry, we'll get 你 to a nice 安全 mental hospital" He said.

I looked at the freaked clerk with a glare. With a deft motion I shot the contents of the Twinkie at the phone.

"Ha! Now you'll never catch me!"

I chucked the limp pastry at the man's face and screamed 'pwned' as I took my bag. Then I pulled out a bag of M&M's from the shelf. I chucked the package on the floor like it was ninja dust.

When it didn't explode and hide my escape I said, "Uh... onto plan B!"

I ran out the door with a retarded scream. People watched the doors close as if the might explode. Then they continued with there buisness.
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posted 一年多以前 
JayCee-the-Dog said:
I went to K-Mart and pointed the twinkie at a cashier. I yelled "hand over the wallet! This thing is loaded!" I looked at the cashier to see, it was my cousin. He asked me "Juli, what are 你 doin?". I 说 "Hand over the wallet! I don't want to have to use this on ya! It's not the 100 calorie packs, this is the real deal!"

He just calmly gave me back my wallet and 说 "Juli, I think you've finally become 更多 crazier than Uncle Manny", after he 说 that, I squeezed the Twinkie and the cream got him in the face. I ran out saying, "And 下一个 time, I won't go so easily on you!" People were just looking with a 'WTF' expression. XD
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I went to K-Mart and pointed the twinkie at a cashier. I yelled "hand over the wallet! This thing is loaded!" I looked at the cashier to see, it was my cousin. He asked me "Juli, what are 你 doin?". I 说 "Hand over the wallet! I don't want to have to use this on ya! It's not the 100 calorie packs, this is the real deal!" He just calmly gave me back my wallet and 说 "Juli, I think you've finally become 更多 crazier than Uncle Manny", after he 说 that, I squeezed the Twinkie and the cream got him in the face. I ran out saying, "And 下一个 time, I won't go so easily on you!" People were just looking with a 'WTF' expression. XD
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