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嘿 hey..who is funny????i wanna hear a joke could eny1 tell me one??? cz i like to laugh XD XD

there is my jokes
1-On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know 狗 could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said

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2-A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," 说 her father, "That was short. 你 usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

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3-A:what do we call the 鱼 with out eny eye?
B:idk
A:we call it fsh :P :P hope u like mine
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what do u think of my jokes..stupid doesnt it?
ShiningsTar542 posted 一年多以前
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The first one is the best
cmrm posted 一年多以前
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:P
ShiningsTar542 posted 一年多以前
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爱情 the 鱼 one XD
edwardcarlisle posted 一年多以前
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zutaradragon said:
if u stand in the delly section of the store 2 long, u start gettin' mad at turkeys, because they r startin' 2 get into all the other meats. if u look, there's turkey bologna, turkeu ham, turkey pastromi, some one needs 2 tell the turkey, just b yourself! we already 爱情 u little buddy! heck, i used 2 draw u, with my hand, a peace of paper, and a pencil. then i got 2 thinkin'...what if u were missin' a finger? that would b one screwed up turkey.

hey, any book's a children's book if the child can read!

i got a king sized bed. i dunno, i gess if a king came over he'd b comfy. i would answer the door, "hey, how r u? i wasn't expecting a king, but i think i know what u want. come in, come in! it's 2 your exact specifications. hey, i didn't know all the kings were the same size...i think i can hook your wife up, 2."

yeah, when i was younger i would lie in my twin sized 床, 床上 and wonder where my sister was.
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 if u stand in the delly section of the store 2 long, u start gettin' mad at turkeys, because they r startin' 2 get into all the other meats. if u look, there's turkey bologna, turkeu ham, turkey pastromi, some one needs 2 tell the turkey, just b yourself! we already 爱情 u little buddy! heck, i used 2 draw u, with my hand, a peace of paper, and a pencil. then i got 2 thinkin'...what if u were missin' a finger? that would b one screwed up turkey. hey, any book's a children's book if the child can read! i got a king sized bed. i dunno, i gess if a king came over he'd b comfy. i would answer the door, "hey, how r u? i wasn't expecting a king, but i think i know what u want. come in, come in! it's 2 your exact specifications. hey, i didn't know all the kings were the same size...i think i can hook your wife up, 2." yeah, when i was younger i would lie in my twin sized 床, 床上 and wonder where my sister was.
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XD
ShiningsTar542 posted 一年多以前
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so funny
ShiningsTar542 posted 一年多以前
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thx!
zutaradragon posted 一年多以前
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np^^
ShiningsTar542 posted 一年多以前
-emofreak- said:
this is from my sister: knock knock

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tell ur sis that makes me laugh alot XD
ShiningsTar542 posted 一年多以前
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k 哈哈
-emofreak- posted 一年多以前
edwardcarlisle said:
"Excuse me. Do 你 know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

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Teacher: Do 你 have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. 你 are a taxi.

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A: Do 你 want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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LOL!
agtimm posted 一年多以前
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hahahaha..
ShiningsTar542 posted 一年多以前
MasterOfFear said:
One that my old history teacher told
Q:what does a 鱼 say when he swims into a wall?
A:Damn
Another crappy one (IF 你 ARE A BLOND,DON"T READ)
Q:What do 你 call it when a blonde sticks her head out a car window?
A:Getting a refill.
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lolz!
ShiningsTar542 posted 一年多以前
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