Here are some anti-jokes. :)
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
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What did the cow say to the 羊 ?
Nothing because cows can't talk and even if they could the 羊 wouldn't understand because they can't talk either.
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Did 你 hear about the blonde who jumped out off a
bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
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I 爱情 anti-jokes, they're much funnier than classic jokes!! XD