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has anyone got any anti-jokes...

example:


a man walks into a bar ... ouch
 orangeturnip posted 一年多以前
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Monrose said:
Haha, I just found these:

One day, little Frankie was outside when it started to rain. But the rain was different from the usual rain - this rain was a shiny green substance. Frankie laughed as it fell on him. He opened his mouth and caught it on his tongue. "I will call it 'grooby'!!" he said. Frankie captured a jarful and brought it to his elementary school to 显示 everyone. His 老友记 were jealous and asked what it is. Frankie proudly 说 "It's 'grooby'!" Later in class, Frankie's teacher saw it and asked him what it is. Frankie 说 "It's 'grooby'! I named it!" She laughed and went back to the chalkboard. Frankie took his jar of grooby to his science teacher. "Look at my jar of grooby, Mr. Harris!" Mr. Harris said, "Frankie, 你 shouldn't call it grooby - 你 should call it 'nuclear waste'. The nearby reactor had a leak causing nuclear acid rain". Frankie gasped. Mr. Harris asked, "Frankie, 你 didn't happen to drink any did you?" Frankie reluctantly nodded. Harris ended with, "Frankie, I'm afraid you're going to get cancer and die."



Why did little lucy fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.
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posted 一年多以前 
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nice that sure is what i asked for...
orangeturnip posted 一年多以前
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heres another
orangeturnip posted 一年多以前
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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
orangeturnip posted 一年多以前
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哈哈
Monrose posted 一年多以前
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